Pettis' kickboxing record

[Roop Holstry]

Fucking K1 is feeding me to a UFC-level athlete? I never wanted to be a can!

You best be training. I can already lift them heavy gloves to my chin. And my cat Peaches (who is also my strength and conditioning coach) tells me that I should soon be strong enough to throw a punch with 4 oz gloves.

 

[Art-Wanderlei]

You best be training. I can already lift them heavy gloves to my chin. And my cat Peaches (who is also my strength and conditioning coach) tells me that I should soon be strong enough to throw a punch with 4 oz gloves.

I may have to take a book of out Ken Shamrock's chapter and cut myself "warming up" an hour before the fight.

At least you'll get your show money. All $11 worth (85% of K1's liquid assets!)

 

[Swoliosis]

I was done watching crocop highlights on my fone when some random retard gives me a thumbs up and yells "OK USA!" and get invited to a K1 tournament

 

[CFGroup]

Well that fucking devolved quick...But super entertaining, LOL!

 

[BoobsAndBeer]

Lol. This thread is refreshing.

 

[crocopteam]

My girlfriend smacked me across the back of the head for not coming up with something better to post in this thread...

...K1 just called, asked if I could hand my invitation over to her!

 

[xP]

So I have this friend who uses a lot of outdated slang. He called me up and asked if i wanted to kick it. I said sure and the next thing I know some other guy is on the line speaking japanese.

 

[ABSthetics]

This thread has motivated me beyond words.

I have returned to my native land to seek out the old wise stories told of a grandmaster who invented a martial art so deadly, precise, and supreme that K-1 would surely put a hang tag on my door like so many of those Thai restaurants do with their menus.

I ventured for what seemed like months, until I arrived at an old drained swimming pool. I felt it in my very soul and it was confirmed when I saw the volleyballs, two guys finger jabbing paper, and a heavy set gentleman running laps around the pool whilst slapping himself so hard and fast, I would've thought I was listening to a BangBros film if I didn't have eyes to see.

If K-1 won't come to me then I will come to them. I've been training my ass off here. I rid myself of all the western vices like women, careers, money, and closed handed fists to slap pads as masterfully as I can.

With this training montage I'll be at the next Grand Prix in no time. I won't even have to fight Cro-Cop, they will just give me the BOUNCED ass check and the trophy.



Edit: I finally got my K-1 invitation along with a Master's degree from Arizona State Online soon as I hit the upload button.

I wont be on as much bros, its time to evolve.

After I take this Grand Prix, I will bring the finest volleyballs back to my land and get ready for DREAM and YAMMA Pit Fighting as they've already hit me up on Myspace

2nd Edit: How the fuck am I supposed to slap in these big ass gloves? Also nunchucks aren't allowed? A ring and not a drained pool? Oh well, I've ripped many of pieces of loose leaf paper and inside low kicked hundreds of Wilson volleyballs to be slowed down by minor details.

 

[listrahtes]

This thread has motivated me beyond words.

I have returned to my native land to seek out the old wise stories told of a grandmaster who invented a martial art so deadly, precise, and supreme that K-1 would surely put a hang tag on my door like so many of those Thai restaurants do with their menus.

I ventured for what seemed like months, until I arrived at an old drained swimming pool. I felt it in my very soul and it was confirmed when I saw the volleyballs, two guys finger jabbing paper, and a heavy set gentleman running laps around the pool whilst slapping himself so hard and fast, I would've thought I was listening to a BangBros film if I didn't have eyes to see.

If K-1 won't come to me then I will come to them. I've been training my ass off here. I rid myself of all the western vices like women, careers, money, and closed handed fists to slap pads as masterfully as I can.

With this training montage I'll be at the next Grand Prix in no time. I won't even have to fight Cro-Cop, they will just give me the BOUNCED ass check and the trophy



Edit: I finally got my K-1 invitation along with a Master's degree from Arizona State Online soon as I hit the upload button.

I wont be on as much bros, its time to evolve.

WTF is this??? I cant get my head around if its sarcastic comedy video or some very very sad loosers. Problem is I know that guys like this exist.

 

[ABSthetics]

WTF is this??? I cant get my head around if its sarcastic comedy video or some very very sad loosers. Problem is I know that guys like this exist.

Take it in my brother. I know its difficult to process at first, but this is serious martial arts training. Not that crap you see on UFC Countdowns where they do stuff like grapple, resistance training, and do cardio. This is the purest form of combat.

Just your master, teammates, some old newspaper, volleyballs, heavybags, and your balls.

This is very serious training btw.

 

[blah_blah619]

K1 lol, real fighters know the kumite is the real deal.

 

[Fyreborn]

I was LOLing at this when when Golden Glory called my cell, asking me to be their new head coach.

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

had a K1 recruiter come up to me while I was working at McDonald's and wearing the shirt from my AV. I told him no thanks I trane UFC

 

[KORMAN]

I bought a pair of boxing gloves once and when i got home K1 sent a plane to pick me up and fly me to one of their grand prixs.

Literally lol'd. I saw these replies coming after the first guy.

 

[KORMAN]

I was reading this thread having a laugh at some of the posts when suddenly I heard a knock on my door and it was a bloke from k1, he asked me if I wanted to sign 3 fight contract.. naturally I did!

Sherdog is killing me today. LMAO!

 

[KORMAN]

The 1st reply set everything off, one of funniest threads I've read.

Im dying in here. This is literally the funniest thread I've ever read. I'm so down to read this entire thread lmao!

 

[Underdog bjj jp]

Lmao this thread is hilarious

 

[king of theRing]

i once edited a video fo the 2010 K1 world grand prix in hoping they would use it for promotion. i got an email few days later stating that they decided to not use it even though they really loved it. They did say however that my editing skills on kickboxers were so good, they said they think it could translate well into me fighting in the k1 world grand prix, and i'd be a serious threat to alistair overeem. But sadly couple weeks before the k1 GP, they called me saying they had trouble with my visa, but not to worry that i will be back cause they really wanted me to fight him. they said they will give him an easy replacement so i could fight him next march. they then couple days later announced he was fighting tyrone spong in the opening round.

 

[Yukarin]

Bless whoever bumped this thread

 

[Underdog bjj jp]

I posted a thread praising michael Cro cops career on a kickboxing forum, 2 minutes later got a email from sefo to face Zulu for his retirement fight