Pettis' kickboxing record

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I was shooting some women and children with my boy Tim Kennedy when all of a sudden the pride lady parachuted down from a c-130 with a self destructing audio recorder strapped to her neck that blared out the words "you are now the K1 Grand Prix champ, comgratulations!!" 5 seconds later pride lady's head was rolling away and I was off to celebrate my hard earned title with my boy Tim.
 
Funny because when I mentionned I watched Kickboxer, they canceled my fight with Crocop and pretended he was ill.

They were protecting him!

Cc is tough but he ain't about to fight a motherfucker with glass glued to his knuckles.
 
Funny because when I mentionned I watched Kickboxer, they canceled my fight with Crocop and pretended he was ill.

They were protecting him!
You should've sandbagged and said you only watched Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
 
When I was 4, I ate a full plate of sgetti Bolognese and grated Parmesan.
"You'll be big when you grow up", my Mum said to me. Immediately, a small Japanese businessman covered in tattoos (but well dressed in a fine linen suit) took a photograph of me and super-imposed it against a flame coloured background.
I had been signed to square off against Marko Hunto. Lucky for him, I'd developed chickenpox and we didn't fight based on medical grounds.

I was re-invited last year to K-1, based on my childhood achievements and potential but I turned the chance down because they've turned the show into a joke.

Maybe I'll finish this chili and get a Glory contract...
This fkn guy kills it every time looool
 
When i first watched an mma fight,on the first round i became an analyst of the sport,so i go to youtube and watched a vid with the best moments of pride,ufc, and vale tudo,at that moment i knew all about the sport,how to cut weight,gameplans,p4p lists,best camps,bjj,wrestling,muay thai,greasing,excuses,nuthugging,steroids,glass chins,bashing fighters,so i registred on mma forums,and became vocal and an encyclopaedic about this mma thing as long as google is around me.

So i bought a tapout shirt and punched a bag in the gym were im doing a diet plan so i dont die from a heart disease,guess what...mma is easy,going oversea to fight a war,thats whats difficult or put contact lenses.

Oh by the way,the other day someone asked me a question,i hulk raged and missed all the punches thrown,guess what...K1 send me one of Mike Tyson pigeons with a message to fight Badr Hari on the open weight tournament. I said yes but with the condition of...1 fight K1 than another with mma rules.

Im not a native english person,but im going to fuck..fight... Badr. I wanna tell me, what you see lets go in see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.
Lmmmmaaoooo ahh holy zhite
 
Was once at a local park, some complete stranger wearing sunglasses came up to me and offered me a invitation to join him and his friends in a KY tournament. I turned it down but do sometimes wonder how it would have gone.View attachment 170175
Lmao, you kills it bruv. HOF worthy
 
That's 2 or 3 days now , that I been reading this hilarious thread and I'm still dieing over ere.
 
When i first watched an mma fight,on the first round i became an analyst of the sport,so i go to youtube and watched a vid with the best moments of pride,ufc, and vale tudo,at that moment i knew all about the sport,how to cut weight,gameplans,p4p lists,best camps,bjj,wrestling,muay thai,greasing,excuses,nuthugging,steroids,glass chins,bashing fighters,so i registred on mma forums,and became vocal and an encyclopaedic about this mma thing as long as google is around me.

So i bought a tapout shirt and punched a bag in the gym were im doing a diet plan so i dont die from a heart disease,guess what...mma is easy,going oversea to fight a war,thats whats difficult or put contact lenses.

Oh by the way,the other day someone asked me a question,i hulk raged and missed all the punches thrown,guess what...K1 send me one of Mike Tyson pigeons with a message to fight Badr Hari on the open weight tournament. I said yes but with the condition of...1 fight K1 than another with mma rules.

Im not a native english person,but im going to fuck..fight... Badr. I wanna tell me, what you see lets go in see by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.


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One time when I finished my height cut for an underground street ultimate street boxing championship title fight (when I was only 16) I was benching teh 270 and an aging, bald fight promoter shook Bruce Lee by the hand and said 'it is what it is' and pointed in my direction. I quickly went over and touched him wit teh jab only for Bruce Lee to throw spinning shit at me. Luckiy, I threw the overhand right correctly (learnt it in walmart) and he did more spinning shit before falling over sleeping. The fight promoter got up dazed and look me in the eye and said 'that's fucking illegal' before I curb stomped him into dust and rode to the water fountain on my go kart.

It was then that an owl came from the blinding lights of the gym and handed me a letter from K-1 asking me to fight Bob Sapp for the utimate K-1 title fight championship.


My Height Cut. I dieded at least 4 times lmao
 
^^^^^ Read that post, Judo Thai Boxer fkn kills it lmao. Curb stomps into dust lmaooooo and ride the water fountain on my go kart lmao.
 
Fuckin gold thread in here lol

edit: Just got an email inviting me to compete at K-1, but fuck that. I'm gonna hold out for an offer from Glory inviting me to fuck Nieky Holzken for the WW title
 
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Here's a picture of me training for my K1 debut next month. I finally learned to put the gloves on, so I really like my chances against anyone they put in front of me.
 
Lmao I was super confused when I saw that a bunch of people had likes a post in a thread I didn't remember posting in

This brings back memories, the whole thread is pure gold :D
 
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Here's a picture of me training for my K1 debut next month. I finally learned to put the gloves on, so I really like my chances against anyone they put in front of me.
The never gave me the name of my opponent so I have a feeling I'm fighting you next month.

Let's do this bruh




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