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People with patchy beards... Why do you even bother?

Do you have a patchy beard?


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So I’m getting my morning work coffee at the cafe and I see this dude with a really patchy beard. Like really patchy. Cheeks not filled in, chin growth only on the chin and not starting from under the bottom lip, sideburns thin growth and just a really really weak beard. He looks to be in his mid twenties so there is no reason for him not to have proper beard growth, I had proper beard growth by 20.

Imagine like these.

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Why even bother? Nothing looks lamer than a patchy beard.
 
Agreed. That's what I shave every other day at the least. Mine isnt as bad as those though. Some things you gotta just realize just werent meant to be

Also trick question. Do I have a patchy beard? No, I don't have a beard. Would I have a patchy beard if I grew one? Yes
 
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Yeah I can't grow a beard so I just keep shaved

I would never rock a pussy beard like that
 
Agreed. That's what I shave every other day at the least. Mine isnt as bad as those though. Some things you gotta just realize just werent meant to be

Yeah I can't grow a beard so I just keep shaved

I would never rock a pussy beard like that

You guys got that self respect to be shaved than. This dude in the morning was a travesty!

If he was my kid I would put him up for adoption even at age 20 something what ever he was.
 
You guys got that self respect to be shaved than. This dude in the morning was a travesty!

If he was my kid I would put him up for adoption even at age 20 something what ever he was.
Once in my twenties when I was unemployed I didn't shave for a month to see what it would look like. Looked terrible and was super annoying. Never again
 
I don't get much growth on my cheeks but get lazy on shaving sometimes so I rock a shitty beard from time to time
 
Once in my twenties when I was unemployed I didn't shave for a month to see what it would look like. Looked terrible and was super annoying. Never again
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alot of my friends have really patchy beards and they insist on not shaving. and im like, seriously why bud? why do this?

but i got to make a conscious effort to not tease them bout it. hair growth for men can be a sensitive topic sometimes, specially with hairlines receding.
 
I shave my patches. But, I got a dope ass jawline. Manlets beware!
 
Just grow a normal beard like a real man. Problem solved.
 
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alot of my friends have really patchy beards and they insist on not shaving. and im like, seriously why bud? why do this?

but i got to make a conscious effort to not tease them bout it. hair growth for men can be a sensitive topic sometimes, specially with hairlines receding.
I'd much rather have a full head of hair than be able to grow a beard. The look I don't understand is the full beard with a shaved head. Looks ridiculous to me

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I'd much rather have a full head of hair than be able to grow a beard. The look I don't understand is the full beard with a shaved head. Looks ridiculous to me

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yeah i never understood that either.

but full head of hair is a must. ive got some friends who were receding in highschool and by 24 their hairlines were already over half way up their head.

i thank my mommas dad for my good hairline.
 
First pic is Asian and much like a teen boy they are typically very proud of what little facial hair they can grow, so he gets a pass.
 
Immaturity/poverty guessing? If you can't, you shouldn't.
 
Patchy beard crew checking in. Sucks because I always looked forward to growing one as a kid as my dad always had an amazing one.

My beard genetics suck but at least I look younger than I am
 
I'd look like that Asian guy if I grew one.

Thus I have never had one.

I look best in 3 day stuble, never fashion it though.
 
Mine isn't as bad as the ones pictured above but its nothing to be proud of so I keep is shaved.
 
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