Pastor Talks about Punching kid to get him to understand God

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  1. no fat chicks

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    Title says it all

    Do you think this symbolizes a trend in our culture towards considering religion an old and barbaric institution?
     
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    I was wondering when this video would show up here.

    #BeatingKids4Jesus
     
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    ah ha ha, what a psychopath.

    He will probably end up on the news again, for murder. Next time, when some kid doesn't take the Lawd seriously, he will shoot them in the chest, instead of punching.
     
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    Believe in what I believe or I will hurt you. Sounds like the Christian and Islamic way of education.
     
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    religion of Jes................us
     
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    At church I give noisy children the stare of death, like as if I'm already punching them to believe, when they're noisy, you know, at church.

    Stfu for Jesus.
     
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    Ben has weak core, exposed. I would have whispered "Only God can save you now" while he was writhing in pain.
     
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    Vitor?
     
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  10. Pugilistic

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    normal. I had to sit through church when I was in the army and the pastor there talked about how he forced his infant son's hand over the steam coming out of a rice cooker to teach him a lesson about...something. Guy was proud of it too.
     
  11. ajccoming

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    Hahaha, made me laugh.

    But can I say before everybody starts condemning Christianity, that this guy is 100% wrong and is stupid for doing this. I absolutely cringe when "Christians" do stuff like this.
     
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    Yay for Jesus!
     
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    I sure as the world hope not . . .
     
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    Some folks are just flat out weird . . .
     
  17. Phoenix Down

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    He's confused. Probably emulating what was emotionally / physically done to him.

    Religion is fucking dangerous, not bright kids who question authority.
     
  18. Queen B

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    all religions?
     
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    I am sure that kid - as soon as he could breath again - accepted Jesus as his lord and savior
     
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    It's shocking because it is so atypical. This guy is probably lying to begin with.
     

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