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Ok. Here is a story. It doesn’t involve Luke Rockhold, or cocaine (I have other cocaine stories though)
So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.
I go back to her dorm room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.
as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.
We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.
So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.
Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.
So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.
I go back to her dorm room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.
as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.
We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.
So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.
Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.
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