Partying with Rockhold story...

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Ok. Here is a story. It doesn’t involve Luke Rockhold, or cocaine (I have other cocaine stories though)


So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.

I go back to her dorm room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.

as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.

We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.


So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.


Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.
 
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Some of the white belts in there have been white belts for yyyeeeeeeaaaaarrrrrsssss

I see what you mean, TonOdanK has been around for three years with very few posts. Seems like he's actively trying to remain a white belt, and this thread might make him try even harder.
 
I see what you mean, TonOdanK has been around for three years with very few posts. Seems like he's actively trying to remain a white belt, and this thread might make him try even harder.
Might tell his story when Rockhold returns at HW
 
You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.
USATSI_7086248.jpg

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?


Jackson
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Edmond
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Cordeiro
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Firas
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images

Hume
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Your opponents(pick one at random):

Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia
 
You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.
USATSI_7086248.jpg

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?


Jackson
uq2qgDal.jpeg

Edmond
Ronda+Rousey+Hosts+Media+Day+Ahead+Rousey+lZCInxjEVGHl.jpg


Cordeiro
images

Firas
zahabi_firas-1040x572.jpg
images

Hume
matthume-1-e1461012047674.jpg

Your opponents(pick one at random):

Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia

Firas my coach.

I am fighting Gabi Garcia.
.
.
.
.
You spot a bag with "Bones" written on it.
Reach inside and prick your finger on a needle.

You have been blessed with 10%+ picogram strength and eye pokes.

I might win after all...
 
Story probably ends up with a women having difficulties walking the next morning
 
Ok. Here is a story. It doesn’t involve Luke Rockhold, or cocaine (I have other cocaine stories though)


So this was about 20 years ago. I was on a semester abroad in New Zealand. I was at a bar with other international students and we were going on a road trip the next morning.
It is getting late, I’m drunk and this girl was flirting with me, she had approached me earlier in the night and I had rejected her but as it got later I got drunk and lowered my standards. She was really hands on and aggressive so I figured it was a sure thing.

I go back to her room and start fooling around. At the bar she had been grabbing my dick, but back at her room all the sudden she gets prude and keeps her hands strictly above my waist. At this point I feel like I have been conned, and brought home under false pretenses, so I did something I had never done before and never did again... I kept her awake until she finally gave in around 6am and went down on me.

as I alluded to before, she was not an attractive girl, and I had no intention of seeing her again, so when she went to the bathroom down the hall to brush her teeth, I grabbed my shit and dashed. Not wanting to get caught and be stuck in an awkward conversation, I literally grabbed my clothes, shoes and keys ran to the stairwell, got changed in there and headed to my friends car since we were meeting there in the morning to leave for our road trip.

We go on our trip, and later that afternoon we arrive to unpack at a youth hostel at which point I realize that I have two sets of keys, my keys were already in my pocket and I guess I grabbed her keys since all the keys at that school look exactly the same and come on this wristband keychain thing they give to everyone on the first day.


So I get back on Sunday and this girl sees me in the cafeteria. She was with her friend who is giving me the most scornful hate filled look as they explain (After demanding I return her keys) that she spent the entire weekend locked out of her room because the door locked behind me and I had her keys. She didn’t even have any clothes on when she got locked out, just a robe and she had to walk across campus and bang on her friend’s window because her student ID was in her room so she couldn’t get into any buildings on campus and her friend basically had to babysit her all weekend. she had to sleep on her friend’s floor, borrow clothes, she missed work on Saturday, etc.


Obviously she never spoke to me again, and she clearly told the story to several of her friends, so for the rest of the semester I would randomly get dirty looks from random girls I didn’t know.
hahahahahaha. it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up. ur still an asshole for this
You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.
USATSI_7086248.jpg

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?


Jackson
uq2qgDal.jpeg

Edmond
Ronda+Rousey+Hosts+Media+Day+Ahead+Rousey+lZCInxjEVGHl.jpg


Cordeiro
images

Firas
zahabi_firas-1040x572.jpg
images

Hume
matthume-1-e1461012047674.jpg

Your opponents(pick one at random):

Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia

edmund and cmpunk. so im pretty sure im going to be 1-0
 
You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.
USATSI_7086248.jpg

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?


Jackson
uq2qgDal.jpeg

Edmond
Ronda+Rousey+Hosts+Media+Day+Ahead+Rousey+lZCInxjEVGHl.jpg


Cordeiro
images

Firas
zahabi_firas-1040x572.jpg
images

Hume
matthume-1-e1461012047674.jpg

Your opponents(pick one at random):

Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia


I got Jackson and my next door neighbor.

My neighbor is a sweet little old lady so I probably wont need much training to KO that bitch.
 
hahahahahaha. it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up. ur still an an asshole

yup. Definitely an asshole move.

And yeah, when I saw the 2 sets of keys it all came together, and at that point I was 100+km away with no cell phone and I didn’t know her number even if I did have a phone.
 
You're taking your daily 2 am walk and notice a new cool abandoned building. Without hesitation you break into the building. It's mostly empty and you come across a creepy long hallway. You decide it's time to go but something starts materializing from the ground. The shape is at first a blob of black goo but soon it takes a human shape.

It's Dana fucking White.
USATSI_7086248.jpg

Suddenly loud blaring old UFC music starts playing.



You're frozen with confusion. Dana strides over to you matching the beat of the drums with his steps.

He stares you down and says " Alright kid, You wanna be a fucking fighter?" He laughs and slaps you in the face. "Of course you do!" he declares with a hint of whiskey in his breath.

"Okay listen kid, you'll have 4 months to prepare." He points to doors around you and says behind each door is a MMA camps head coach. You'll have access to all the training partners, facilities and coaches depending on what door you picked first. Your opponent is already set.

Pick one below: Only one. Feeling lucky?


Jackson
uq2qgDal.jpeg

Edmond
Ronda+Rousey+Hosts+Media+Day+Ahead+Rousey+lZCInxjEVGHl.jpg


Cordeiro
images

Firas
zahabi_firas-1040x572.jpg
images

Hume
matthume-1-e1461012047674.jpg

Your opponents(pick one at random):

Tank abbot(prime)
CM Punk
Ronda Rousey
Yoel Romero
Your next door neighbor
Anthony Johnson
Gabe ruediger
Gabi Garcia


Well Cordeiro is a hell of a coach but he will have his hands full trying to get me ready for Rumble in 4 months.


But I have an ace up my sleeve. We will send hookers and a box of Cinnabons to Rumbles hotel room, that way I will get 30% of his fight purse when he misses weight.
 
Would you be a doll TS and post the story on your first post so people won't have to look for it on the thread?

Thanks darling.
 
Thanks for starting this thread. Its pretty much the same story as someone else mentioned in this thread about clubbing and doing cocaine

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Me and a buddy of mine that is a wrestling coach that helps train numerous ufc fighters went to a charity event with other mma fighters. After the event we went to a club, had a few drinks and ran into Rockhold and Chandler. We all started shooting the shit, the girls were all over Rockhold and my buddy kept trying to get Rockhold to be his wingman. I went to grab a drink from the bar, came back and both of them are missing. I ask Chandler if he knew where they went and he didn't know. Maybe 15 minutes later I go into the bathroom and see Rockhold and my standing in front of sink doing coke. I hadn't done coke in like 15 years and said fuck it and joined the party. Shortly afterwards Rockhold leaves with a couple of girls. About an hour goes by and my buddy and I decide to leave. As we are leaving we ran into Rockhold again and for some strange reason his shirt is altered......

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