Rumored OVEREEM Retirement TRIBUTE SONG

TS was Dirty Frank before he joined Sherdog.
 
You gotta join in the "story of Fujita's head" finale in there somewhere.

I still have the UFC 141 Dutch colored walk out shirt.
 
Dirty Frank said:
As one or two of you may know, I write, play guitar and sing for one of the worst Asian grunge bands around, The Ballsbreakers. I also happen to be a MASSIVE Alistair Overeem fan.
Considering the Reem just retired, we're very keen on writing a tribute song for the man.

Post your song or musical ideas here. I'd even welcome suggestions as to lyrics and song structure. I've posted about writing a Sherdog song before, but it may take a backseat to this one.

WAR REEM!

BTW, we wrote a song about a week ago, incredibly coincidentally, about The Reem. It sucks donkey balls, hence you are more than welcome to add whatever it is you have on your mind, if you are a Reem fan like us, that is. We'll try our best to add it to the song!
Here it is ---

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A grown man unironically making an appreciation song about another grown man.



Sherdog gets cringier evefy day.
 
Oh Reem dont make me give you a slap
Because Stipe,he didnt tap
Oh Reem you must be lit
Because Stipe didnt submit
Oh Reem this fight is not filled with the usual joys
cos your not on roids
Oh Reem your career now is barely afloat
And Fedor is still the GOAT
You seein stars,yer concussed and yup
Stipe didnt give up
Nope you lyin,he didnt tap
And you lost in arm wrestling to Bob Sapp!
 
The Reem killed Fujita and stopped him dead
when he gave him a flying knee and broke his head
The Reem big brothered Brett Rogers and spelled his career's doom
and now Brett haunts dirty mens bathrooms
In the Netherlands Reem's the biggest thing in the country
They ready the stables when the Reem is hungry
Clean as a whistle and steroid free
Overeem booted Lesnar back to the WWE
 
italiamusica said:
Agreed, he was the best. I was thankfully able to see Soundgarden once in 2011 with Queens of the Stone Age and Mastadon, and it was a killer show.
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That's about as solid a three band lineup as you'll ever come across. The only lineup I've heard of even comparable was RATM, Wutang Clan, and Atari Teenage Riot back in 1997.
 
HHJ said:
The Reem killed Fujita and stopped him dead
when he gave him a flying knee and broke his head
The Reem big brothered Brett Rogers and spelled his career's doom
and now Brett haunts dirty mens bathrooms
In the Netherlands Reem's the biggest thing in the country
They ready the stables when the Reem is hungry
Clean as a whistle and steroid free
Overeem booted Lesnar back to the WWE
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Love the blazing irony of the last 2 lines!
Will work some of these into the piece.
 
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Horses hate the Reem
Horses hate the Reem,the Reem!
He stalks the stables for the thoroughbreds
And flying knees them in the head
The ponies in fear run about
A snack for later he knocks them out
Drag em back to the Reemlair, a tasty treat
Once again Usada he will defeat
Oh the horses hate the Reeeeeeeeem!
 
I was scared to death it was going to be some emo, electronica, no instruments found anywhere BS. Nicely done OP.
 
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