News On the Day of His Retirement Jon Jones Charged with Fleeing the Scene of an Accident in Albuquerque, NM (Update W/ Cam Footage).

[whocares]

OMG the haters won't stop melting Jones wins again

 

[Credo]

i feel sorry for his wife...

They´re still married?

 

[Mickey Mick]

I love this for him. So jones. So on brand.

 

[SuperNerd]

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Just doing what all great fathers do

100% JJ is right.

I've always been a advocate for fighters quitting before they get damaged, and get used up by promoters. I love to see it. Perfect timing JJ.


A perfect career if JJ didnt get injured while moving to HW. He would have picked off Stipe at a more respectable time before running away from the real HW bangers.

 

[Elvis.]

 

[Poirierfan]

The only thing surprising about this is that he was with a woman.

I think the police are playing cover for Jon. You know she at least had to have a micro penis for Jon's tastes.

 

[ultra321]

IF! this is true... (innocent until proven guilty and all, but I have no doubt he did this, but still).. WOW
Anyone who defends him or anything about him is a scumbag themselves....

 

[bouncerpunch]

Whose car was it sherdog dog detectives?

It will shoe up in the report.

 

[payton]

Philippians 4:13

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

People were calling the woman's story kinda flaky in the other thread, which could certainly be true for proving her "Jon was driving me" bit, but the way this is written seems to suggest the police were directly on hand for the threatening comments, (which is also a Jon standard) so it seems like if they can just confirm the number she called as Jon Jones, which doesn't take much detective work, they can get him for terroristic threats as well / at least

 

[Captain Herb]

Because we all know New Mexico isn't doing him any favors.

Holy shit, they've done him countless favors. Every time he commits a crime, they're like, Ok Jon let's get you home, don't worry it will just be a slap on the wrist again.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

i feel sorry for his wife...

forget his wife, she's a grown ass adult who can choose to leave his ass. i feel sorry for his kids who are forever connected to this retard, they didn't ask for that.

 

[Captain Herb]

Countdown to him putting out some statement about God something something pandering to Christians and their penchant for forgiveness...

Yeah, he didn't do anything wrong, God did it. It was God's plan.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

People were calling the woman's story kinda flaky in the other thread, which is certainly true for her "Jon was driving me" bit, but the way this is written seems to suggest the police were directly on hand for the threatening comments, (which is also a Jon standard) so it seems like if they can just confirm the number she called as Jon Jones, which doesn't take much detective work, they can get him for terroristic threats as well / at least

assault too. once you tell someone you'd kill them, that's assault in a lot of places.

 

[CieloLuce]

I love how somethings don't change. Thank you, Jon.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

so it seems like if they can just confirm the number she called as Jon Jones, which doesn't take much detective work, they can get him for terroristic threats as well / at least

Which is a misdemeanor in New Mexico unless it involves a school, church, or government agency.

 

[Captain Herb]

Hell Dana might even join in on the bashing to save face

Hilarious because it's so true

 

[Lycandroid]

Jones should be rightfully stricken from MMA history, he may be considered the GOAT now, but if we stop mentioning his name, he will eventually be forgotten entirely as he deserves.

 

[CatchnShoot]

Young, Old, Champ, Retired...JJ will ALWAYS be trash.

His ONLY redeeming quality is that he could fight. Now that that's over there's only one direction for Jones' life, and it ain't good.

 

[Bouboumaster]