News On the Day of His Retirement Jon Jones Charged with Fleeing the Scene of an Accident in Albuquerque, NM (Update W/ Cam Footage).

[HHJ]

Most likely cocoa butter

Turinabol accented cocoa butter

 

[Ironheart]

lol dude, you sound salty. I'm loving all the salty Jones fans' tears. You losers are hilarious.

What? I despise Jones. I was more so referring to taking a nap until the nuclear war is over.

 

[bouncerpunch]

It's a misdemeanor FFS.
Crying over Spilt Milk.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

It's a misdemeanor FFS.
Crying over Spilt Milk.

Beyond that, the details are super weird. Complainant sounds like a mess.

 

[SuperNerd]

JJ living the high life

Dont be jelly

U wish you could run from a scene

 

[Wreckless]

So this is why he gave up his belt. He knew this shit storm was about to hit the news.

Just when you thought he was doing the right thing lol

 

[BigTruck]

AI is crazy

I dont see it

 

[DanSavage]

@Only Here for Attachments knows it's the lady's fault and Jones' girlfriend beat herself up in Vegas.

 

[PrideNverDies]

Details from the new Jon Jones allegations including Jon’s side of the story:

A woman was found in a traffic crash showing signs of intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down

The woman told police that Jones was the driver of the vehicle and fled on foot

The girl called who is believed to be Jon Jones who appeared to be intoxicated on the phone, who then “made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through a third party”

In response to this, the police then called for backup. The man on the phone believed to be Jones made “allusions of violence”

Police interviewed Jones in person and he said that the woman “left his house intoxicated and called him after getting into a crash”

The woman told police that she did mushrooms and drank alcohol at JJ’s house and the last thing she remembered was Jon Jones driving her in the car

 

[Mongoosemk12]

The only thing surprising about this is that he was with a woman.

 

[SuperNerd]

“made statements implying his capacity to employ lethal force through a third party”

Dude is fully retired. Its real.

 

[Buurtvader Ali]

 

[Pompey Junglist]

Risible penis.

 

[Red Dragoniop]

i feel sorry for his wife...

 

[Hymen Crusher]

At least she wasn't beat up that's an upgrade. She is lucky she doesn't have any of his kids or he would have beat her ass before he left

 

[HoiceNJuicy]

 

[Söze Aldo]

So is this timing with the retirement a coincidence, or was this the final straw for the UFC to covertly strip him and claim it was a retirement and have him put out that Chat GPT statement?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

man was found in a traffic crash showing signs of intoxication and lacking clothing from the waist down

The woman told police that Jones was the driver of the vehicle and fled on foot

The woman told police that she did mushrooms and drank alcohol at JJ’s house and the last thing she remembered was Jon Jones driving her in the car

 

[VAfan]

in a world full of sick and compromised human beings, jones is continually pushing the envelope. it's hard to read these stories and not get mad. shit human being doesn't begin to cover it.

 

[The Bloody Nine]

Some "people" here idolize this guy. Incredible.