On any given workout......

[Barut]

Plus, don't all football teams pray for Odin to bless them win the victory? I find it hard to believe that the higher ups care about the result of a football game.

 

[bacon]

My HS Football coach:

You guys can pray to whoever you want to, but you better be prayin to play good! You don't pray to win. That's what losers do.

 

[Barut]

You're coach is the exception.

Please tell him that a stranger in KY loves him.

 

[bacon]

You're coach is the exception.

Please tell him that a stranger in KY loves him.

I should probably mention that we were a losing team during the 4 years he coached the team. He was better at teaching boys how to act like men than he was at teaching us how to win football games. But I guess it all works out. I'd hate to be the guy that looked back on HS football and remembered it as the best days of my life. *shudders*

 

[flak]

I should probably mention that we were a losing team during the 4 years he coached the team. He was better at teaching boys how to act like men than he was at teaching us how to win football games. But I guess it all works out. I'd hate to be the guy that looked back on HS football and remembered it as the best days of my life. *shudders*

Sounds like a righteous guy. I hope his efforts were appreciated at the time.

 

[Barut]

I should probably mention that we were a losing team during the 4 years he coached the team. He was better at teaching boys how to act like men than he was at teaching us how to win football games. But I guess it all works out. I'd hate to be the guy that looked back on HS football and remembered it as the best days of my life. *shudders*

Beat cops?

 

[bacon]

Beat cops?

Precisely.

I think it was you that I stole the following quote from:

"I have a feeling that his life took a turn for the worse after that last HS football game."

 

[bacon]

Sounds like a righteous guy. I hope his efforts were appreciated at the time.

Of course they weren't. HS kids are dumb. (see bama for details)

 

[Deleted member 130905]

Football is great, if you understand it. Before I started playing and started understanding how everything worked I didn't like it, but it's awesome how one guy out of eleven being out of place by a couple inches can lead to a huge play. You have to understand it to know how great it is.

 

[takeahnase]

Football is great, if you understand it. Before I started playing and started understanding how everything worked I didn't like it, but it's awesome how one guy out of eleven being out of place by a couple inches can lead to a huge play. You have to understand it to know how great it is.

 

[Barut]

Football is great, if you understand it. Before I started playing and started understanding how everything worked I didn't like it, but it's awesome how one guy out of eleven being out of place by a couple inches can lead to a huge play. You have to understand it to know how great it is.

I understand football. Team sports suck.

 

[erco]

I should probably mention that we were a losing team during the 4 years he coached the team. He was better at teaching boys how to act like men than he was at teaching us how to win football games. But I guess it all works out. I'd hate to be the guy that looked back on HS football and remembered it as the best days of my life. *shudders*

 

[Revok]

Your football is truly the least comprehended and most derided of sports. 40lbs of riot gear? It's like giving a swimmer a boat.

And yeah, all team sports are gayer than Zardoz.

 

[ChaseT.]

Plus, don't all football teams pray for Odin to bless them win the victory? I find it hard to believe that the higher ups care about the result of a football game.

You just don't understand. Whoever makes the most ostentatious display of faith on TV wins the athletic contest, despite all of their misdeeds off the field.

 

[bacon]

Your football is truly the least comprehended and most derided of sports. 40lbs of riot gear? It's like giving a swimmer a boat.

And yeah, all team sports are gayer than Zardoz.

It's a lot like a boxing gloves for you fists. It allows you to hit harder with out breaking shit.

 

[Barut]

*Makes it rain with huge, diamond encrusted, platinum cross. Gets blessed.*