Oliveira is more of a cowboy than cerrone *video*

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  1. DaffodilMcWoozy

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    That's pretty much the essence

    no disrespect to Donald, but i'm pretty sure he wouldn't know what to do with a real livestock/agricultural farm. Flaunting a cowboy hat and a chevy truck doesn't make you a cowboy
     
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    Dude is strong as fuck from doing Cowboy shit all his life
     
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    Lol, Cowboy has a ranch...horses and cows, all that. Works the ranch. Rides bulls. But because he wasn't born in a mud hole created by a hog, he could never be a real cowboy right?

    Of course, that's not to take anything away from Alex.
     
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    legit Cowboy right there but doesn't Cerrone own a ranch??
     
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    What's more important here is we're bound to see some cowboy on cowboy action....cowboy by superior mount....
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    cerrone lives on a farm, raises cattle and eats them for food

    he also used to compete in rodeos

    i dont know what else one would have to do to be more "cowboy"
     
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    Both are cowboys, it's just a little different being a cowboy in Brazil and USA
     
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    Whats his distance for tobacco spitting?
     
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    Lol they are both Cowboys
    How could one be more so than the other?
     
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    Don't confuse owning horses and ride them with raising livestock, Donald himself said he doesn't do that


    Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone
    "We don't raise cattle or any kind of livestock, we raise bad mother [email protected]*kers to win fights." - Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone
     
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    he's a total phony, just like most white "cowboys"

    people like mexicans and brazilians are cowboy as fuck, they LIVE that shit for real


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    I hope Cowboy dismantles Cerrone.
     
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    Eh fuck it, I'm back to calling him Cerrone now, Oliveira can rightfully be called Cowboy.

    I mean holy fuck with that beating RDA gave Cerrone, and making him, his bitch, RDA probably took "Cowboy" anyway and already handed it over to his fellow Brazilian.
     
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    This is huge.
     
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    haha that sketch is good shit
     
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    Not really.. 'cowboy' is a North American thing. Some countries in South American like Argentina, Brazil and Chile have a similar cattle ranching culture, but they're not cowboys.
     
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    Oliveira via being a true cowboy
     

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