Older lady approached me the other day...

[QTdd**]

Robin Meade is 60 years old

She's 43. Stop bullshitting.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Jaclyn Smith 67

 

[Kophens**]

TS should have at least got a BJ

Epic Fail bro

 

[Hitman81]

You'll regret it when you're 30.

 

[Joe]

wuss

 

[Aegon Spengler]

/thread

 

[Strychnine]

It took 3 pages to come to this?!?!

Pics or GTFO.

Sherdog, I am dissapoint.

 

[MardyBum]

Work in a meat dept in a grocery store.

Have had some old people say some retarded shit.

For some of them it's the only interaction with society they get, going to the store.

 

[forrestcries]

Work in a meat dept in a grocery store.

Have had some old people say some retarded shit.

For some of them it's the only interaction with society they get, going to the store.

Lol she was definately not a recluse

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

Lol...I don't know what to say, are you approached by girls your age?

 

[edirpfc**]

would not bang grandmother

 

[BJPenn2012]

Maybe her husband is dead and there was life insurance? Hit like its never been hit before I say, she would buy your love.

 

[Strychnine]

Maybe her husband is dead and there was life insurance? Hit like its never been hit before I say, she would buy your love.

Spoken like a true Alpha!

 

[gotBooched]

would not bang grandmother

The worlds youngest grandmother was like 18

 

[Rhood]

Sounds like she wants to shackle you to the wall, and make you her slave.
btw scrubbing floors does not sound sexy, so that doesn't really count as flirting.
I bet she was serious!

 

[zackryder]

Just some background first:
-I work in the meat department at a grocery
-Christmas eve we have to take everything off the shelves and put it in the cooler
-I show up early Boxing day to clean shelves and put it all back out

So I'm brushing the shelves off and the customers slowly start to show up. An older woman, probably in her 60's walks up to me and grabs my arm and says something along the lines of, "Maybe you could come to my place after."

I gave her a confused look. She continued "After the company i had last night, I need it bad." I just kinda looked at her and tried to figure out why this older woman was hitting on a 16 year old working in a grocery store.

Then she finished, "It really needs a good scrubbing, my place is filthy."

I gave an awkward laugh. Has anyone ever had anything like this happen to them?

if u said yes u wouldve made her holidays

 

[Merlotte's]

The worlds youngest grandmother was like 18

Still too old.

 

[MarloStanfield]

i got a chub just thinking about gutting the pensioner

 

[Randy Marsh]

 

[Raiman]

Holy fuck that was funny ^