Official War Room Awards 2019

[Curmudgeon]

You’re right. I need to change my ways. First step is cancelling any of those random reverse bans I had on the docket like @aged flatus. I need to be better than that. I will try to make you proud Curmudgeon.

No, no stay true to yourself, carry on wayward.

 

[MMAisGod]

I got a couple of honorable mentions for best poster wow. My WR life is complete.

This is bullshit. Last year there was a drunkest poster award an I was runner up. I've spent all year binge drinking like a fucking Rocky montage for the victory.

Also this. There was "best new WR poster" last year too that I got 2nd place. NoDak won, but come to find out he was a returning poster from prior that was previously banned. This is worse than Florida and Bush! I demand a recount!

 

[HereticBD]

I never noticed what a shitty kick that was. He hit him with the side of his foot and barely got it up to waist level.

He was dead. You want to go through the hassle to get some Chinese Patrick Swayze stunt double to throw a kick at a dead man, after the money shot throat rip was already filmed?

This is why you'll never be a director.

 

[Sketch]

I got a couple of honorable mentions for best poster wow. My WR life is complete.



Also this. There was "best new WR poster" last year too that I got 2nd place. NoDak won, but come to find out he was a returning poster from prior that was previously banned. This is worse than Florida and Bush! I demand a recount!

Well, if you win best poster, I think it's safe to say anything else you picked also wins. The best poster should choose the other titles.

I have to say, I appreciate you realize my insult was by far the best, but honestly it might not have been a good idea to nominate me. Trotsky is going to hate you until the ends of the earth for that lol.

 

[Curmudgeon]

Yeah man, that Jussie thread was a frickin goldmine. It's definitely got my vote.

@Lead hates booty gifs

Spoiler

 

[all caps]

I got a couple of honorable mentions for best poster wow. My WR life is complete.



Also this. There was "best new WR poster" last year too that I got 2nd place. NoDak won, but come to find out he was a returning poster from prior that was previously banned. This is worse than Florida and Bush! I demand a recount!

I think you would be my vote for "most sincere/honest" if that were a category. You could be putting on a show for all I know, but you seem genuine and I like that.

 

[Ruprecht]

He was dead. You want to go through the hassle to get some Chinese Patrick Swayze stunt double to throw a kick at a dead man, after the money shot throat rip was already filmed?

This is why you'll never be a director.

Sometimes those stunt double kicks were the only thing a movie had going for it...

 

[Lead]

No, no stay true to yourself, carry on wayward.

I can’t live that life any longer after what you just said here. I must become a better mod and person overall. Thank you for showing me the light.

 

[HereticBD]

Sometimes those stunt double kicks were the only thing a movie had going for it...

Sure, but not "Road House".

Swayze's abs alone covered it. Add Sam Elliot and Terry Funk to to the proceedings, and well, who needs a plot or good stunts?

 

[Fawlty]

Best newcomer is @PolishHeadlock2, hands-down.

 

[Wet Blanket]

What about "Most vegan poster"???

 

[Bald1]

Gotta nominate @Lead for worst mod ever. I base that on absolutely nothing.

It's because he won't free AgedFlatus. What a bastard!

 

[LMP]

What about "Most vegan poster"???

@SBJJ

 

[HereticBD]

What about "Most vegan poster"???

Der Eisbar got banned.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

I could use some acknowledgement here!

I cna't pick favorites but I think Lead, Ganhi, Kafir-Kun, Jack V Savage i find most entertaining in different ways though.

Worse would just be the generic repetitive trolls who are so boring and numerous.

I don't have patience for all the other bullshit awards.

 

[MMAisGod]

I think you would be my vote for "most sincere/honest" if that were a category. You could be putting on a show for all I know, but you seem genuine and I like that.

Ha thanks much appreciated! I may not always be right, but I try to be as fair and objective as possible in discussion because I feel there's always a perspective worth listening too. Sometimes you learn something knew an reevaluate your position, sometimes you completely destroy someone, but it's all part of the growing process imo.

 

[Gandhi]

@Zankou is watching us.

 

[TeTe]

Kingstu was like a favorite poster of mine in like 2005, but come on, he was a standard although very intelligent proponent off run of the mill Milton Friedman / Chicago school economics. Basically old school Reaganomics and monetarism. Was no minarchist full on derpertarian but still. I would be curious to see what his world view is like now.

If it’s longevity, not sure Pan would qualify, it would probably be Zank if he did more than the occasional hit and run identity post these days.

So many good posters over the years germambjj, Darwinist, zank when he posted, gregster, Amy fighter Greg, etc.

I miss Germanbjj and Akuma Kanji

Most people only remember the trolls lol.

And Ultimo Hombre and Jigga were some top notch left wing trolls. Badassho and Kerabatsos were off the wall righty trolls.

 

[TeTe]

You’re right. I need to change my ways. First step is cancelling any of those random reverse bans I had on the docket like @aged flatus. I need to be better than that. I will try to make you proud Curmudgeon.

I'm here for you bud

 

[Lead]

I'm here for you bud

Keep me strong. No matter how happy I am on an idle day thinking of uplifting the aged flatus ban, remind me of my promise to be better than that. The promise I will uphold to @Curmudgeon