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[nebaj]

Long time lurker of S&P, first time poster. I just found this "poem" (sort of) about deadlifting, thought you guys might find it amusing:
http://bittersweetamalgam.com/archives/31

 

[ChaseT.]

Inclusion of anime drawings = automatic fail.

 

[Saith]

That link crashed my browser and installed a virus on my computer. Good going TS.

 

[mschatz]

copy and paste for favor. I dont trust you and interwebz

 

[vince89]

If theres one thing worse than curl monkeys its people that think theyre like god's gift to lifting because they know about Deadlifts.

 

[ChaseT.]

 

[Saith]

That poem made my penis shrink at least an inch. Good thing I'm an American so I have inches to spare.

 

[takeahnase]

That poem made my penis shrink at least an inch. Good thing I'm an American so I have inches to spare.

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm

Note the NA for Germany. We are permanently erect. And ignore the French numbers, lying bastards.

 

[mschatz]

^ french study

 

[ChaseT.]

Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7

http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm

Note the NA for Germany. We are permanently erect. And ignore the French numbers, lying bastards.

The French just put the Germans in second because they're afraid of blitzkriegs.

 

[Lorenz]

Dam, poor Koreans.

 

[Andy Rickert]

so korea is the true... asian penis

 

[mschatz]

*adjust myspace browser to filter only korean girls*

 

[stylesbjj**]

Inclusion of anime drawings = epic win.

fixed.

Oh, and I think that penis study is way off, right zop?

 

[erco]

Why did the Parisians plant trees along the Champs Elysee?


Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

 

[JPC]

These surveys obviously weren't taken in any internet chat rooms, where 9+ inches is the norm.

 

[vince89]

Everyone thinks their dick is bigger than it actually is, when the measuring tape comes out the harsh truths are revealed. I bet alot of guys who were measured for that study had their reality shattered.

 

[Iosephus]

we all know you should measure from the ahole to head

 

[JPC]

And you certainly can't rely on a woman's estimation. I asked my wife to estimate my length and she gave me 2 extra inches I don't have.

 

[erco]

And you certainly can't rely on a woman's estimation. I asked my wife to estimate my length and she gave me 2 extra inches I don't have.

You shouldn't fault her for trying to make you feel average...