Long time lurker of S&P, first time poster. I just found this "poem" (sort of) about deadlifting, thought you guys might find it amusing:
http://bittersweetamalgam.com/archives/31
http://bittersweetamalgam.com/archives/31
That poem made my penis shrink at least an inch. Good thing I'm an American so I have inches to spare.
Penis Size Around The World
Flacid length/erect length (in inches)
United States 3.4/5.0
Germany - na/5.6
Spain - na/5.3
France 4.7/6.2
Japan 3.1/5.1
Brazil - na/4.8
Italy 3.9/5.9
Venezuela 3.7/5.0
Mexico - na/5.9
Greece - na/4.8
India - na/4.0
Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
Chile - na/5.5
Colombia 3.5 5.4
Korea 2.7 3.7
http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm
Note the NA for Germany. We are permanently erect. And ignore the French numbers, lying bastards.
Inclusion of anime drawings = epic win.
And you certainly can't rely on a woman's estimation. I asked my wife to estimate my length and she gave me 2 extra inches I don't have.