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  1. nebaj White Belt

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  2. ChaseT. Banned Banned

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    Inclusion of anime drawings = automatic fail.
     
  3. Saith UFC poster boy

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    That link crashed my browser and installed a virus on my computer. Good going TS.
     
  4. mschatz Hamma: I has it

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    copy and paste for favor. I dont trust you and interwebz
     
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    If theres one thing worse than curl monkeys its people that think theyre like god's gift to lifting because they know about Deadlifts.
     
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    That poem made my penis shrink at least an inch. Good thing I'm an American so I have inches to spare.
     
  8. takeahnase watching the swarm

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    Penis Size Around The World
    Flacid length/erect length (in inches)

    United States 3.4/5.0
    Germany - na/5.6
    Spain - na/5.3
    France 4.7/6.2
    Japan 3.1/5.1
    Brazil - na/4.8
    Italy 3.9/5.9
    Venezuela 3.7/5.0
    Mexico - na/5.9
    Greece - na/4.8
    India - na/4.0
    Saudi Arabia - na/4.9
    Chile - na/5.5
    Colombia 3.5 5.4
    Korea 2.7 3.7

    http://www.littlespeck.com/world/CForeign-penis-060411.htm

    Note the NA for Germany. We are permanently erect. And ignore the French numbers, lying bastards.
     
  9. mschatz Hamma: I has it

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    ^ french study
     
  10. ChaseT. Banned Banned

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    The French just put the Germans in second because they're afraid of blitzkriegs.
     
  11. Lorenz Banned Banned

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    Dam, poor Koreans.
     
  12. Andy Rickert Amateur Fighter

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    so korea is the true... asian penis
     
  13. mschatz Hamma: I has it

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    *adjust myspace browser to filter only korean girls*
     
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    fixed.

    Oh, and I think that penis study is way off, right zop?
     
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    Why did the Parisians plant trees along the Champs Elysee?


    Because the Germans like to march in the shade.
     
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    These surveys obviously weren't taken in any internet chat rooms, where 9+ inches is the norm.
     
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    Everyone thinks their dick is bigger than it actually is, when the measuring tape comes out the harsh truths are revealed. I bet alot of guys who were measured for that study had their reality shattered.
     
  18. Iosephus sleazy male stripper

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    we all know you should measure from the ahole to head
     
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    And you certainly can't rely on a woman's estimation. I asked my wife to estimate my length and she gave me 2 extra inches I don't have.
     
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    You shouldn't fault her for trying to make you feel average...
     

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