NRA Snowflakes Will Cry Warmer Tears This Summer.

[InternetHero]

Thanks for bringing these Yeti™ coolers to my attention just before what may be yet another record-hot™ summer due to global warming™ caused by climate change™. I will be in the market for a product that cools my beverages while being socially conscious™, and it sounds like a Yeti™ cooler might be just the thing I need.

The North Face makes some shirts with such incredible jacquard weaves it is literally like going around shirtless.

And if you like rebates 6 p.m. usually has a few on discount, although you'll have to wait until off-season.

Take it from someone who lives right on the south side of the Tropic of Cancer.

 

[Quipling]

Seems to me that the destructive way should have more impact - I mean those items are going to be replaced, but with your competitors product.

Don't know if I buy that. Keeping your Yeti (tm) cooler but not buying another should have the same impact on Yeti (tm) as destroying it and buying a competitor's cooler. Either way you're not buying Yeti (tm).

 

[pinger]

You can't fit 10 boxes of beer in them so what is the point of them holding ice for 5 days.

In Australia those weeny boxes would only keep you in beer for a couple of decent days.

Pppfffttt

 

[spamking]

Thanks for bringing these Yeti™ coolers to my attention just before what may be yet another record-hot™ summer due to global warming™ caused by climate change™. I will be in the market for a product that cools my beverages while being socially conscious™, and it sounds like a Yeti™ cooler might be just the thing I need.

RTIC and Pelican do the exact same thing and are cheaper . . . we have a few Yeti tumblers, but I'm not paying what they're asking for a cooler. At least not any time soon.

 

[spamking]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/24/us/yeti-coolers-nra-explode-trnd/index.html

The NRA and their lil snowflake members are butthurt at Yeti™ coolers because they are a free-market capitalist company and they've decided to end a discount program that gave poor rednecks the chance to own an elite cooler at a deal price.

Butthurt snowflake rednecks have started blowing up their Yeti™ coolers in violent protest.

Do you own a Yeti™ cooler? Will you destroy it? Are you a redneck? A snowflake?

Are you a CanEhdian interloper living on the barren frozen wasteland of the arctic and you don't need a goddamn cooler, but your best friend is a yeti?

How will you keep your drinks cool this summer, Sherbros? I'm going to buy a couple of Yeti™ coolers.






Yeti™ coolers is worth $450 million. Lol.

I'm an NRA Life Member . . . didn't own a Yeti cooler before all of this and probably wouldn't have been in the market for one anyway. Even if I did own one I wouldn't be so stupid as to blow the thing up.

And by the way . . . I do consider myself a redneck. Why does that matter?

 

[Armbars]

i dont need one of your stupid coolers. i'll just leave the beers near my wife, shes a cold cunt.

 

[spamking]

Fucking conservatives. Literally the biggest bunch of crybabies in all of history.

"Muh traditions!!"

--Every conservative ever

I knew your IQ wasn't as high as you claimed . . . sheesh.

 

[Deleted member 429137]

Seems to me that the destructive way should have more impact - I mean those items are going to be replaced, but with your competitors product.

It makes them look like fucking morons that can't be reasoned with. Boycotts traditionally (and for good reason) are simply a redirection of purchasing power. Destruction of goods already owned is more like book or record burnings... which, in America, is also the legacy of the right.

 

[kpt018]

Hopefully stuff like this is a small minority of NRA members, but that is some cult like behavior. Also, feel free to send me your Yeti Coolers, LLC products instead of blowing them up.

I love them, but they're overpriced imo.

 

[FacePunch]

You can't fit 10 boxes of beer in them so what is the point of them holding ice for 5 days.

In Australia those weeny boxes would only keep you in beer for a couple of decent days.

Pppfffttt

Nice paradox - There is no Australian on earth that could make 10 boxes of beer last for 5 days. It would all be gone by night 2.

Also:

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Here is the full quote so that everybody understands the context instead of just reading a meme like a zombie. Eric Holder was talking about kids in DC who were carrying guns and joining gangs because they thought it was cool.

But don't let context get in the way of a meme.

"What we need to do is change the way in which people think about guns, especially young people, and make it something that’s not cool, that it’s not acceptable, it’s not hip to carry a gun anymore, in the way in which we changed our attitudes about cigarettes," Holder said. He later added, "We have to be repetitive about this. It’s not enough to have a catchy ad on a Monday and then only do it Monday. We need to do this every day of the week, and just really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way."

The hilarious thing is that this is something that RIPwarrior says constantly. Eric Holder sounds exactly like RIPwarrior in the meme that RIPwarrior uses against Eric Holder. Lol.

I don't see how the context is any better. I have no opinion on the coolness or hipness of carrying a gun, but young people should certainly think that it is acceptable to carry guns.

 

[nac386]

I don't see how the context is any better. I have no opinion on the coolness or hipness of carrying a gun, but young people should certainly think that it is acceptable to carry guns.

The context is that he was the top law enforcement agent in DC, and DC was recently the murder capital of the country because of gang violence. He was saying that people in DC, especially kids, need to stop thinking guns are hip and cool. He was combating thug culture, gang culture, the attitude that being in a gang and carrying guns is cool.

I'm not sure how you could not understand that context.

 

[spamking]

Who the the fuck in their right mind pays that much for a cooler.

Apparently a bunch of redneck NRA members who want to publish videos of themselves destroying the coolers on YouTube.

 

[oldshadow]

Apparently a bunch of redneck NRA members who want to publish videos of themselves destroying the coolers on YouTube.

Makes rednecks everywhere look bad.

This is a real rednecks cooler.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

The context is that he was the top law enforcement agent in DC, and DC was recently the murder capital of the country because of gang violence. He was saying that people in DC, especially kids, need to stop thinking guns are hip and cool. He was combating thug culture, gang culture, the attitude that being in a gang and carrying guns is cool.

I'm not sure how you could not understand that context.

If Holder had said that we need to get kids to stop seeing gangs as cool, hip, and acceptable, then I would agree with him. But he didn't.

 

[spamking]

I have a Yeti cooler. It’s called not being poor. I also got my NRA discount.

Not being poor? Seriously? Being "smart" with your money equals being poor these days . . . nice.

 

[nac386]

If Holder had said that we need to get kids to stop seeing gangs as cool, hip, and acceptable, then I would agree with him. But he didn't.

Context.

He's talking about combating gang violence in DC. Do you expect him not to mention guns? That is how the gangs kill each other. The guns are a big part of the appeal of a gang because the kids think guns are cool.

I honestly can't believe this is even being debated right now.

 

[PainIsLIfe]

Don't know if I buy that. Keeping your Yeti (tm) cooler but not buying another should have the same impact on Yeti (tm) as destroying it and buying a competitor's cooler. Either way you're not buying Yeti (tm).

You want to gain market share, not open the window for you competitor to make gains.

 

[japman40]

Nice paradox - There is no Australian on earth that could make 10 boxes of beer last for 5 days. It would all be gone by night 2.

Also:

That's a huge cooler, how much does that one cost? Looks nice though can hold a whole deer in there

 

[Quipling]

You want to gain market share, not open the window for you competitor to make gains.

Sure, but that's a share of the market that is foreclosed now. You no longer are competing for those customers, so I'm not sure it actually matters what they do anymore.