Now that everyone rightfully drug Chandler Keithy Peterson deserves shine

[Mind Mine]

Keith Peterson is a modern day impresario of improving the mma ruleset. Before the 5th round he whispered to the fighters through breath smelling of Pall Malls and Smirnoff in a raspy voice. He said “I’m going to spice things up. Last round no rules”. Chandler was reluctant to follow this change Keith implemented on the fly. After all Charles was his friend. Chandler said “OK Keith I’ll do anything but the fish hook. Olivera was understandably puzzled but due to his failure to follow the brilliant no holds barred 5th ruleset of Keith Peterson he was ravaged. The moral to the story… Is place all of your belief in Stank Breath Keith

Ladies and gentleman when can we get Keith Peterson a promotion for his fine rule implementation or get him SMOOTH the fuck outta here?

 

[markys00]

Is your title in English?

 

[ocfightfan]

Is your title in English?

He wrote it in English then translated back and forth between Chinese and English a bunch of times.

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Your mind, in fact, does not really appear to be yours.

Confirm/deny?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

#DomWasRight

 

[Mind Mine]

Is your title in English?

You don’t like it I’m sorry I suppose your threads are doing so much better. I’ll listen to you friend. You are important and you matter

 

[Mind Mine]

Your mind, in fact, does not really appear to be yours.

Confirm/deny?

I’m sorry if my name disturbs you friend. I can’t change it. If I knew it bothered you I would change it now because you are important and you matter

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Is your title in English?

Should be "dragged" and include a comma, but it's pretty understandable on a second reading.

Keith Peterson absolutely fucked up this whole fight, but I'm never on the alcohol and cigarettes train, cuz that was just Dom being a snippy bitch as he is wont to do. That stoppage was fine

 

[CobraCobretti]

Somewhere Dominick Cruz approves this thread

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Should be "dragged" and include a comma, but it's pretty understandable on a second reading.

Keith Peterson absolutely fucked up this whole fight, but I'm never on the alcohol and cigarettes train, cuz that was just Dom being a snippy bitch as he is wont to do. That stoppage was fine

I actually disagree with you on the Cejudo vs Cruz stoppage. I thought it was quick. Its hard to believe that a fighter who is standing up while getting a bunch of rapid fire tippity tap punches is A) Not Defending or B) Out.

With that said Dom's complaint about Keith "No NonSense" Peterson was in fact non sensical. He sounded like:

 

[AmonTobin]

I don’t know who Chandler Keith Peterson is and I never drugged him. I like to do drugs before reading MindMine threads though.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I actually disagree with you on the Cejudo vs Cruz stoppage. I thought it was quick. Its hard to believe that a fighter who is standing up while getting a bunch of rapid fire tippity tap punches is A) Not Defending or B) Out.

With that said Dom's complaint about Keith "No NonSense" Peterson was in fact non sensical. He sounded like:

I think moving is important to show the ref that you're still mentally conscious enough to attempt to protect yourself and a lot of stoppages are too early when the person is moving. However, to me, there is a clear difference between attempting to protect yourself and actually protecting yourself, so when you're on the ground after getting floored and you're moving but still eat 15 clean punches to the face undefended with seemingly more to come, then moving isn't enough and it's time to call it. Dom attempting to stand when the ref was already moving in is on Dom, not Keith.

 

[Young Calf Kick]

I’m sorry if my name disturbs you friend. I can’t change it. If I knew it bothered you I would change it now because you are important and you matter

U ok?

 

[Mind Mine]

Should be "dragged" and include a comma, but it's pretty understandable on a second reading.

Keith Peterson absolutely fucked up this whole fight, but I'm never on the alcohol and cigarettes train, cuz that was just Dom being a snippy bitch as he is wont to do. That stoppage was fine

On terms of English correction I don’t think you respect the multitude of dialects usages and forms of English outside of proper English and I assure you drug is street slang for the foulest form of getting your ass beat. This is why sometimes instead of correcting you should just say I get what a person is saying and keep it moving

I don’t know who Chandler Keith Peterson is and I never drugged him. I like to do drugs before reading MindMine threads though.

Being others enjoy it and you don’t why not just go fuck yourself and find personal pleasure at least

 

[JohnMandick]

Yeah, that was pretty terrible.

I guess RED FACE METH MAN is just doing his thing.

 

[Arthas]

This is like a nonsense thread I had in a dream. Only to wake up and realise, it is indeed real.

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Good thread TS easy read an' informative broski

Wish Keith would ref slaps but wi have Mark Smith so we good fi now

 

[SuperAlly]

Fish book lemonade trampoline jellyfish

In the same style as the thread title I used a tombola to select each word in order for this sentence

Is your title in English?

 

[Mind Mine]

This is like a nonsense thread I had in a dream. Only to wake up and realise, it is indeed real.

then you came into the thread telling people about your dreams and they were mean and said fuck your dreams clown and you woke up angry?

 

[Arthas]

In then you came into the thread telling people about your dreams and they were mean and said fuck your dreams clown and you woke up angry?

Yes, something like that