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Movies NOSFERATU - Official Teaser Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25

One of the best teaser trailers ever?


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What is it with this director and dicks?

Northman, two swinging exposed dicks in a swordfight next to a volcano

The lighthouse. Two guys jacking off in the lighthouse for two hours


NASFERATU, century old vampire dick for literally no reason



Everyone "omg the cinematography "

Ofcourse sherdog loves it.
 
What is it with this director and dicks?

Northman, two swinging exposed dicks in a swordfight next to a volcano

The lighthouse. Two guys jacking off in the lighthouse for two hours


NASFERATU, century old vampire dick for literally no reason



Everyone "omg the cinematography "

Ofcourse sherdog loves it.
At least "The Lighthouse" you see mermaid vagina
 
Underwhelmed by this film, see it in the theatre or skip it imo
 
I don't remember the Witch but I bet there's some cock on screen in that movie too
 
Brilliant.

You're mind is obviously full of child rape for some reason......think it's clouding your judgement.

Once again, who the fuck has sympathy for Orlock after watching that?
Ah, yes, we were all spellbound by the insightful genius of, "What an odd take."

She is surrounded by the MIST, almost suspended by it...SUDDENLY, A HORRIFIC FACE WITH PENETRATING EYES APPEARS TO HER... she gasps in fear... IT IS ORLOK, and for the first time, she faces him in THE FLESH. She is drawn to him – so drawn to his presence – aflame with desire... but she holds herself still.

ELLEN
I have felt you like a serpent crawling in my body.
ORLOK
It is not me. It is your nature.
ELLEN
No! I love Thomas...

ELLEN
I was but an innocent child –
ORLOK
And thought you I would not return? Thought you I would not? Your passion is bound to me. grabbing her hair... his fist tightens... drawing her close.
ELLEN
You cannot love.
ORLOK
I cannot. Yet, I cannot be sated without you.
His breath is lustful. So is hers. She disgusts herself by
how drawn she is to him. ORLOK grips her more tightly.

ORLOK (CONT'D)
Remember how once we were? A moment. Remember?
ELLEN whispers to his hideous and alluring face.
ELLEN
I abhor you.
Pause. This sends Orlok into a rage.
ORLOK
You are false!...Dry your cheek. Upon the third night you will submit, or he you call your husband shall perish by my hand.
Probably best you stick to Fast and Furious and Marvel in future.
Maybe you should take your own advice, and sit at the kid's table until you can actually voice an argument of your own.
 
Ah, yes, we were all spellbound by the insightful genius of, "What an odd take."

She is surrounded by the MIST, almost suspended by it...SUDDENLY, A HORRIFIC FACE WITH PENETRATING EYES APPEARS TO HER... she gasps in fear... IT IS ORLOK, and for the first time, she faces him in THE FLESH. She is drawn to him – so drawn to his presence – aflame with desire... but she holds herself still.

ELLEN
I have felt you like a serpent crawling in my body.
ORLOK
It is not me. It is your nature.
ELLEN
No! I love Thomas...

ELLEN
I was but an innocent child –
ORLOK
And thought you I would not return? Thought you I would not? Your passion is bound to me. grabbing her hair... his fist tightens... drawing her close.
ELLEN
You cannot love.
ORLOK
I cannot. Yet, I cannot be sated without you.
His breath is lustful. So is hers. She disgusts herself by
how drawn she is to him. ORLOK grips her more tightly.

ORLOK (CONT'D)
Remember how once we were? A moment. Remember?
ELLEN whispers to his hideous and alluring face.
ELLEN
I abhor you.
Pause. This sends Orlok into a rage.
ORLOK
You are false!...Dry your cheek. Upon the third night you will submit, or he you call your husband shall perish by my hand.

Maybe you should take your own advice, and sit at the kid's table until you can actually voice an argument of your own.

Concession accepted.
 
Concession accepted.
Imitation, flattery, and all that.

You're not fooling anyone. Nobody has deprived you of the opportunity to voice a counterargument, or an alternative reading that justifies the ending. Make sure to squeeze those legs when you tuck it.
 
Probably best you stick to Fast and Furious and Marvel in future.
I don't like those movies either.

I was just making jokes about the director and his love for dicks. Don't get rustled it's cool to be gay man it's 2025
 
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