Shoop Non Gif Shoop Contest v5 - VOTING THREAD "A"

[HUGHPHUG]

Let me guess, boiled gammon?

Ha! Boiled gammon ain't so bad as long as its finished off in the oven with some marmalade or something on top. Boiled in cider is nice

Lets just say I bought some chicken from the local store and there was a poster outside for a missing cat. I've put 2 + 2 together since...

 

[Otto!]

Lets just say I bought some chicken from the local store and there was a poster outside for a missing cat. I've put 2 + 2 together since...

So you ate bad pussy?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Until yesterday i didn’t know what gammon was. Now i’m gonna use it out of context as often as possible.

Gammon here son.
What time is the gammon tonight?
I just rewatched Gammonball Run.

'We're gammon, we're gammon, we're gammon, we're gammon, I hope you like gammon too'

 

[HUGHPHUG]

So you ate bad pussy?

Story of my life bro

 

[Natural Order]

Some say he was the only man for the job, others say he was the only man who would take the job, but most just say 'who tha fook is that guy?'

Shoutout to our shoop comp organizer the greatest shoop mod of all time (the only shoop mod of all time) the powerful @bigwaverider

 

[Deleted member 158611]

Looks like a bump is needed here.

B U M P.

 

[Lawrence]

Bump

Really enjoyed the Shoops Guys !!!!

Top top

 

[Arqueto]

You have a job? Who'da thunk it?

These roads ain't gonna sweep themselves bro

 

[One MMA Fan]

 

[Arqueto]

Squeeze a few more votes out bump.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

shouldn't there be a hole in the side, for... you know....

 

[HUGHPHUG]

shouldn't there be a hole in the side, for... you know....

You're a wrongun

 

[Otto!]

Bump

 

[bigwaverider]

I'm staying home sick today, will be bumping between toilet sitting sessions

 

[Sansnom]

shouldn't there be a hole in the side, for... you know....

I don't know and would like a full detailed description please.

 

[Arqueto]

shouldn't there be a hole in the side, for... you know....

For something like this?

 

[Natural Order]

For something like this?

 

[Sansnom]

A36 and A28 are my favourites.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

A36 and A28 are my favourites.

the A36 is a motor way over here, runs between Southampton and Bath

The A28 runs between Margate & Ashford, best place on either road is the Bilting Mushroom Compost factory

this post is neither funny nor imformative, but it shows how intelligent I am

 

[Arqueto]

the A36 is a motor way over here, runs between Southampton and Bath

The A28 runs between Margate & Ashford, best place on either road is the Bilting Mushroom Compost factory

this post is neither funny nor imformative, but it shows how intelligent I am

It really does, the A36 isn't a motorway