Social No Simp September

fingercuffs said:
Screw that for a game of soldiers, I have mental insomnia sometimes. What else am I supposed to do at 3am?! Okay, in your honour my next xhamster search will be simp related.
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Couldda done something red beard related but ok I guess...<FutbolThink>
 
Merlotte's said:
Stay strong boys!

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No posting pics of hot chicks should also be a rule
 
Red Beard said:
It's finally here boys! No Simp September!!!

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/picture...rol-its-horniness-for-a-whole-month/86375839/

Here are the main rules we need to follow...

1. Be honest with yourself, no cheating or lying about your simpage.

2. Do not donate money to streamers/TikTok girls.

3. Don't watch booby streamers instead of doing irl stuff.

4. Do not like/comment on a post just because there is a girl in the post.

5. No porn.

Can you guys do it??? It's going to be a looooooooong month!

<FutbolThink>
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No PORN???

What are you, some sort of pervert?
 
how is watching porn putting women on a pedestal?
you're gonna have to explain that one to me.

a simple means to an end.


my simpness ceased years ago when i started learnin sum thangs.
 
Merlotte's said:
Today I saw a video of Jordyn Jones twerking while doing the splits and had to grit my teeth. If I can get through that without reaching for my crotch then there’s hope for all of us.
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Is that chick even of a legal age?
 
Bushpig said:
How are we doing team?
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Day 2 down...no simping here!

ScarfaceJr said:
how is watching porn putting women on a pedestal?
you're gonna have to explain that one to me.

a simple means to an end.


my simpness ceased years ago when i started learnin sum thangs.
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It isn't though. It is a way where men make a woman an object above human approach. When you see a hot girl, do you just look at her as a person? Be honest here. I'm not saying it's not ok to check a woman out but porn leads to an obsessive view on the woman appearance. I can tell an LA 10 to fuck off because she is just a flawed person like the rest of us all. Porn creates a pedestal for attractive women to stand on.

MescalineDreams said:
I'm in

Every time I watch porn, a piece of my manhood dies.

time to be better lads
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Straight up bro...I agree with this. I always close my phone and walk away like a serial killer that just finished carving up a dead body.
 
Red Beard said:
It's finally here boys! No Simp September!!!

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/picture...rol-its-horniness-for-a-whole-month/86375839/

Here are the main rules we need to follow...

1. Be honest with yourself, no cheating or lying about your simpage.

2. Do not donate money to streamers/TikTok girls.

3. Don't watch booby streamers instead of doing irl stuff.

4. Do not like/comment on a post just because there is a girl in the post.

5. No porn.

Can you guys do it??? It's going to be a looooooooong month!

<FutbolThink>
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I'm not super into porn and understand that watching it every day is detrimental to mental health, but how is watching porn "simp behavior"? I guess if you pay for it then yeah, but from a free site?

The other stuff, yeah. But you should be cutting out that behavior from your life 12 months out of the year, not 1 lol. That's like going cigarette free for one month and then going back to smoking a pack a day as soon as the calendar flips.
 
If no porn is gonna be in the rules it’s only fair we rule out masturbation as well. I don’t see how just using your imagination is more virtuous.
 
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