Social No Simp September

[Osculater]

It was September 1 in my time zone

 

[Osculater]

What time zone?

It was September 1 in my time zone

 

[chill doggie]

What happened to your eyebrows hahaha???

When I was done shaving my skull I noticed I had carelessly taken out half of one, so I thought should I match them? Overmatched the other one, and in a series of bad decisions I realized that 3/4 of eyebrows are way better than 0/0.

She is just a person!

I feel the same. Cuz I’m masturbated out today. For now.

 

[Red Beard]

It was September 1 in my time zone

That's you last one...

 

[Bushpig]

Instahoes by the end of the month...

 

[Red Beard]

When I was done shaving my skull I noticed I had carelessly taken out half of one, so I thought should I match them? Overmatched the other one, and in a series of bad decisions I realized that 3/4 of eyebrows are way better than 0/0.



I feel the same. Cuz I’m masturbated out today. For now.

That must look hilarious!!!

 

[TribalDrumz]

Currently fapping to GILF porn, I'm in the zone.

 

[Osculater]

That's you last one...

That's you last one...

 

[Red Beard]

Currently fapping to GILF porn, I'm in the zone.

Get outta here!!! Sho sho!!! The power of Christ compels you! Also...GILF porn???

 

[TribalDrumz]

Get outta here!!! Sho sho!!! The power of Christ compels you! Also...GILF porn???

Don't hate she wouldn't even give you the time of day. Leave the rich guys wives to me.

 

[Red Beard]

Don't hate she wouldn't even give you the time of day. Leave the rich guys wives to me.

Did she fall and can't get up? Where is her Life Alert bracelet????

 

[TribalDrumz]

Did she fall and can't get up? Where is her Life Alert bracelet????

fuck off kiddo

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

We have the month to help you figure this out.

 

[TribalDrumz]

 

[Red Beard]

fuck off kiddo

I don't even think this counts...

 

[TribalDrumz]

I don't even think this counts...

don't judge my fwapping preferences and lifestyle.

 

[Red Beard]

don't judge my fwapping preferences and lifestyle.

Ewwwwww! I hate girls in sunglasses.

 

[chill doggie]

That must look hilarious!!!

I look like a 30 year old mutant cholo ninja turtle.
I look like a mexican albino, with cancer.
Looking like I just got unplugged from the Matrix.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

No porn? FOH

Yeah that's the only one I'd struggle with ha ha

 

[Red Beard]

I look like a 30 year old mutant cholo ninja turtle.
I look like a mexican albino, with cancer.
Looking like I just got unplugged from the Matrix.

I think you can use porn...