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Also don’t have sex with your wife.
Reverse-simp her.
Reverse-simp her.
I’m out.Stay strong boys!
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LOL.. for real?If no porn is gonna be in the rules it’s only fair we rule out masturbation as well. I don’t see how just using your imagination is more virtuous.
This is why I strictly stick to amateur porn, where they haven't been in hair and make up for hours and you can see (the majority) that they're really enjoying themselves rather than wondering what to cook for dinner in staged porn pretending to get off. Normal looking people going at it is so much hotter than that fake rubbish if they look like they're really into it.Day 2 down...no simping here!
It isn't though. It is a way where men make a woman an object above human approach. When you see a hot girl, do you just look at her as a person? Be honest here. I'm not saying it's not ok to check a woman out but porn leads to an obsessive view on the woman appearance. I can tell an LA 10 to fuck off because she is just a flawed person like the rest of us all. Porn creates a pedestal for attractive women to stand on.
Straight up bro...I agree with this. I always close my phone and walk away like a serial killer that just finished carving up a dead body.
I'm not super into porn and understand that watching it every day is detrimental to mental health, but how is watching porn "simp behavior"? I guess if you pay for it then yeah, but from a free site?
The other stuff, yeah. But you should be cutting out that behavior from your life 12 months out of the year, not 1 lol. That's like going cigarette free for one month and then going back to smoking a pack a day as soon as the calendar flips.
What about hookers? Am I allowed to bang the hookers at the office party or do I have to excuse myself and leave?
So simp is just the new term for whipped?
If no porn is gonna be in the rules it’s only fair we rule out masturbation as well. I don’t see how just using your imagination is more virtuous.
This is why I strictly stick to amateur porn, where they haven't been in hair and make up for hours and you can see (the majority) that they're really enjoying themselves rather than wondering what to cook for dinner in staged porn pretending to get off. Normal looking people going at it is so much hotter than that fake rubbish if they look like they're really into it.

LOL.. for real?
Imagination is way superior.
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simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.
this definition is vague and not good.
A simp should be designated as: A man who gives money to a woman in hopes of her giving him affection. The best example of this is guys that donate to Twitch sluts to try to get them in real life. They get nothing. They are not buying anything. They are hoping the girl will get with them in real life because they are spending money on her.
Overvalues women? Is opening the door overvaluing? Is paying for dinner? Saying only the tip and only sticking in the tip???
While the definition I gave and the way it really is used now if very specific.
@Rocco Siffredi it's vague on purpose...it covers a lot just like the Bible. Rocco, you fuck girls in the ass without asking and when they poo you say, "What? It's only smells. It's only smells."
You don't simp...
I'm calling in sick for a bang next thursday.
But again, taking your definition, any man who is not a homosexual can be labeled as a simp.
Oh, you bought your wife an engagement ring that cost $1000??? Anyone who doesn't just draw a circle in a black sharpie around his wife's ring finger is a simp.
You opened a door for a woman??? She didn't let you assfuck her in a toilet??? Simp!!!
Vague terms are meaningless.
Couldda done something red beard related but ok I guess...![]()
Day 2 down...no simping here!
It isn't though. It is a way where men make a woman an object above human approach. When you see a hot girl, do you just look at her as a person? Be honest here. I'm not saying it's not ok to check a woman out but porn leads to an obsessive view on the woman appearance. I can tell an LA 10 to fuck off because she is just a flawed person like the rest of us all. Porn creates a pedestal for attractive women to stand on.
I’ve been hearing all this talk about me being a simp. Yeah, I’m a simp. I’m a-simply slamming your girl with this big ol’ horse meat ding-dong and that’s on God, baby girl.

I don't really like watching anyone who looks under the age of 30, they don't really know what they're doingI am careful with amateur porn as a lot of the women are under 18. No rules on uploading that shit haha. I read an article that scared me away from amateur. I like only milf stuff anyways but still...![]()