Dear Diary,
On this day in 1896, my granmama fucked Great Papis farm donkey, leading to the birth of my Papi...... Sir Elzio Dennick Sr....
Charming good looks have since been passed down to me., but not much sustained athletic prowess.
While donkeys can at times and in short bursts reach speeds up to 40 mph, they certainly are not built for endurance. They average 14 mph when running, but they dont like to move that fast in general, much like white NFL players....
Probably why we don't see white cornerbacks.
While donkeys can sprint relatively fast in bursts, Gran Memaw Dennick wasn't built for speed, more like built for Sumo Wrasslin
.... Speakin of wrasslin, Yokozuna was another type not built for speed but for power like Gran Memaw.... he wasn't as powerful weighing 50-75lbs less than Memaw.
Cousins of guys like the Rock, Rikishi and Roman Reigns... great wrasslin family......
Name a better wrasslin family in the WWF..... not the Harts while technical they were white and canadian...
Harts were far inferior in overall strength and power than the Anoaʻi family of SAMOANS!!!
RIP Memaw