I hope this doesn't get wastelanded, but I wouldn't be surprised if it did. However, I though only my fellow sherdoggers would appreciate it. My son - our first child was born today. He was 28 days early, but born completely healthy, albeit pissed off and pretty scared. I'm a lifelong martial artist, amateur fighter, competitor, and lover of MMA. As my son lie there, afraid, trembling and screaming his head off, I knew I had to say something to comfort him. It was that moment, even though I never root for the Diaz brothers, that my inner sherdog troll came out. I leaned down, our eyes met and I said the first thing that came to my mind. "Dont be scared, homie." Happy new year, Sherdog.