Newborn son

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  1. clinchman Orange Belt

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    I hope this doesn't get wastelanded, but I wouldn't be surprised if it did. However, I though only my fellow sherdoggers would appreciate it.

    My son - our first child was born today. He was 28 days early, but born completely healthy, albeit pissed off and pretty scared.

    I'm a lifelong martial artist, amateur fighter, competitor, and lover of MMA. As my son lie there, afraid, trembling and screaming his head off, I knew I had to say something to comfort him. It was that moment, even though I never root for the Diaz brothers, that my inner sherdog troll came out.

    I leaned down, our eyes met and I said the first thing that came to my mind.

    "Dont be scared, homie."



    Happy new year, Sherdog.
     
  2. Kote Gaeshi Green Belt

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    congrats homie! :)
     
  3. Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    Yeah. This is gonna get wastelanded.

    Grats on your child though.
     
  4. RowdyP4PGOAT Banned Banned

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  5. machidafan99 Silver Belt

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    Cool story even if lie. Congrats. Good Dad's seem so rare. Good luck.
     
  6. the ax murderer Looking At The Stars.

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    Huge if true.

    Congrats.
     
  7. yekmurat Silver Belt

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    True if true congrats
     
  8. BrazilianDude Gold Belt

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    Congrats
    Are you gonna name him Nick?
     
  9. trumpet White Belt

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    If you read books, you could have quoted some Chaucer instead of Nick Diaz.
     
  10. Credo Proper Gold

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    Happy birthday!
     
  11. giovanni002 Silver Belt

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    Congrats! It's a blessing to start the year :D
     
  12. PorkPiePusher Loro Piana cashmere belt

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    TS said that he was a martial artist, so the only books he reads are on periodisation, and quoting Nick Diaz beats quoting Louie Simmons.

    Anyway, congrats on the kid TS.
     
  13. Rexx Purple Belt

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    Congratulations. Wish you all the best.
     
  14. MajJamil Purple Belt

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    Awesome TS, congrats!
     
  15. Etherized Silver Belt

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    congrats :)
     
  16. RealMadridMMA Banned Banned

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    I hope it wasnt Dave Sholler between you when he responded to your callout.
     
  17. ostlerrage Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Don't get it. What's he supposed to be scared of. The cat??
     
  18. Ruv Black Belt

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    Congratulations bro! Even though the little guy was born premature its still a blessing to start the year.
     
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  20. Elysianwing Mr. Mojo Risin' Belt

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    Christ, this thread just took a dark turn.
     

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