Name times you've regretted eating something

[Clippy]

I recently went to a seedy pub in a country bumpkin town and bought a wing special and they gave me twenty wings but they were all shrived up and small. Itty bitty and over cooked. Made me very sad

 

[Tone C]

Pigs in blankets at Christmas several years ago. Wife didn't cook them enough. Spent 3 days puking up and shitting.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Can only think of one time

Spoiler

 

[RDUBYA]

everytime I've eaten a kebab sober

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Kind of somewhere between eating and drinking:

One dark evening I reached into a refrigerator blindly and grabbed a Snapple, opened and started guzzling it down.

Noticed It tasted odd, looked at bottle for first time, saw chunks floating throughout.
It was months old and had fermented, I began vomiting immediately

 

[Odysseus]

Went home with a 7/10 milf from the bar while extremely intoxicated. Woke up the next morning after beer goggles wore off and realized she was in fact a 2/10. I cried as I drove to work that morning.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

That sushi from the gas station...

 

[Krixes]

-I went down on this Filipino girl once, It honestly made me scared of pussy for about a good month it was so rancid.
-My buddy Bobby pissed in a protein shake and I drank it.(He told me after)
-I had a cow tongue taco in Mexico that was pretty gross.

 

[ClubFoot]

A dirty pussy.

It made me ill.

 

[Odysseus]

-I went down on this Filipino girl once, It honestly made me scared of pussy for about a good month it was so rancid.

Bro...
More details please haha

 

[Dober4]

Pigs in blankets at Christmas several years ago. Wife didn't cook them enough. Spent 3 days puking up and shitting.

Isn’t it just hot dogs in dough? I eat raw hot dogs all the time

No homo

 

[Leonard Haid]

I recently went to a seedy pub in a country bumpkin town and bought a wing special and they gave me twenty wings but they were all shrived up and small. Itty bitty and over cooked. Made me very sad

But why did you regret eating them? Should you have sent them back to the kitchen to be thrown out? I can see how you might regret ordering them, but I don't get how you regretted eating them. Did they make you sick? Did they taste awful? Please clarify.

 

[Benny Viper]

I went to a Firehouse subs when I was 18 and felt like big dick willy. I decide to lather my sub with their hottest hot sauce. That shit was worse than blazing wings from Bdubs. I started throwing about 15 mins after two bites.

 

[Clippy]

But why did you regret eating them? Should you have sent them back to the kitchen to be thrown out? I can see how you might regret ordering them, but I don't get how you regretted eating them. Did they make you sick? Did they taste awful? Please clarify.

It just didn't meet my expectations and I was too drunk to not eat them

 

[Krixes]

Bro...
More details please haha

It was so bad, she had mud flaps and smell was like a fish market on 115* day. If I hadn't been drinking I would've never even given it a lick. It had this strong nickel like taste. That shit fucked me, I was still young so I recovered but I'll never forget about what could be lurking below....

 

[MikeMcMann]

Never eat shellfish in a restaurant that does not focus on seafood and have good turn over rates.

The most sick I can ever recall being was when I ordered Mussels in an Irish Pub (ya I know, why?).

Within 15 minutes of eating it my body was on full reject mode and i had the most violent vomiting sessions for the next 2 hours I have ever had. It was clear my body was trying to save my life by expelling every bit of that it could out of my system. And even with that I still had violent stomach aches and was spewing from both ends for days. There is little in the food world that will get you as sick as spoiled shellfish.

 

[Tone C]

Isn’t it just hot dogs in dough? I eat raw hot dogs all the time

No homo

Ah it's mini pork sausages wrapped in bacon. The sausage meat couldn't have been thoroughly cooked.

And hot dogs have already been cooked. You might eat them cold as I sometimes do but they are cooked before being canned etc

 

[Oogie Sharp]

I regret my once a year breakdown to buy some KFC.

I'm addicted to that skin, always have been.

Buy it, eat it... afterwards I lay down with my heart thumping, and thinking I've just conceded a year of my life.

God that KFC skin. Never tasted anything like it.

 

[TrueBias]

Gueuze beer. Much like a lambic or sour.

Fucking awful.

 

[Odysseus]

I'm addicted to that skin, always have been.