My fingernails grow so fast

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    I just cut these bad boys last year!
     
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    Someones drunk too early.
     
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    My big toe was cold on my walk today.
     
  4. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    But my other toes we're fine
     
  5. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    How does by big toe have a less tolerance than my small ones
     
  6. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    I saw cold ducks today :(
     
  7. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    People feed them so they don't fly south. But they are so cute
     
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    You have diabetes and we all know why

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  9. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    Winter time sucks you guys
     
  10. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    I saw a man with a ski pole today
     
  11. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    On the sidewalk
     
  12. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    What the hell do people think they're skiing on the f****** sidewalk
     
  13. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    The next time I go on the sidewalk I'll bring some mountain climbing gear with me
     
  14. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    Ever just look at somebody and think man this person should be in a home
     
  15. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    It's winter time in Canada right now I saw this girl who's just like wearing these jeans that were all sliced to bits
     
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    Like why do you want to wear jeans that you looked like you salvaged from a horrible car crash
     
  17. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    And she was kind of pudgy to. So her pudge was kind of pushed out of her Jean holes
     
  18. Clippy They call me the Swede. I'm Norwegian

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    How do you explain that to your doctor when you have like weird oval shaped frostbites on you
     
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    I think it's fashionable to wear jeans that look like I was in a knife fight Bros
     
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