My fingernails grow so fast

[Drain Bamage]

I just cut these bad boys last year!

 

[mjmj]

Someones drunk too early.

 

[Clippy]

My big toe was cold on my walk today.

 

[Clippy]

But my other toes we're fine

 

[Clippy]

How does by big toe have a less tolerance than my small ones

 

[Clippy]

I saw cold ducks today

 

[Clippy]

People feed them so they don't fly south. But they are so cute

 

[Merlotte's]

My big toe was cold on my walk today.

But my other toes we're fine

You have diabetes and we all know why

 

[Clippy]

Winter time sucks you guys

 

[Clippy]

I saw a man with a ski pole today

 

[Clippy]

On the sidewalk

 

[Clippy]

What the hell do people think they're skiing on the f****** sidewalk

 

[Clippy]

The next time I go on the sidewalk I'll bring some mountain climbing gear with me

 

[Clippy]

Ever just look at somebody and think man this person should be in a home

 

[Clippy]

It's winter time in Canada right now I saw this girl who's just like wearing these jeans that were all sliced to bits

 

[Clippy]

Like why do you want to wear jeans that you looked like you salvaged from a horrible car crash

 

[Clippy]

And she was kind of pudgy to. So her pudge was kind of pushed out of her Jean holes

 

[Clippy]

How do you explain that to your doctor when you have like weird oval shaped frostbites on you

 

[Clippy]

I think it's fashionable to wear jeans that look like I was in a knife fight Bros

 

[hillelslovak87]

@Drain Bamage