Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Drain Bamage, Feb 1, 2020.
I just cut these bad boys last year!
Someones drunk too early.
My big toe was cold on my walk today.
But my other toes we're fine
How does by big toe have a less tolerance than my small ones
I saw cold ducks today
People feed them so they don't fly south. But they are so cute
You have diabetes and we all know why
Winter time sucks you guys
I saw a man with a ski pole today
On the sidewalk
What the hell do people think they're skiing on the f****** sidewalk
The next time I go on the sidewalk I'll bring some mountain climbing gear with me
Ever just look at somebody and think man this person should be in a home
It's winter time in Canada right now I saw this girl who's just like wearing these jeans that were all sliced to bits
Like why do you want to wear jeans that you looked like you salvaged from a horrible car crash
And she was kind of pudgy to. So her pudge was kind of pushed out of her Jean holes
How do you explain that to your doctor when you have like weird oval shaped frostbites on you
I think it's fashionable to wear jeans that look like I was in a knife fight Bros
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