My fingernails grow so fast

[Clippy]

But we got a new microwave it's pretty cool and shiny

I christened it tonight with pizza pockets

F****** good time boys

 

[Clippy]

You know that if you go to the dump and they weigh your vehicle

On the way back out after you unload your cargo

Just fill your vehicle giant rocks

Then when they weigh you on the way out

you save money and you can throw the rocks back in the woods and let nature run its course

No fuss no muss and everything is fine you guys

 

[Clippy]

when my uncle used to sell pipes to the scrap yard he would fill it with sand so it weigh more and he'll get more money

But I think they caught on to that s***

 

[Milgrim]

Sadly, @Clippy's breakdown is much more interesting than OP or any thread by @Drain Bamage.

 

[Clippy]

Sadly, @Clippy's breakdown is much more interesting than OP or any thread by @Drain Bamage.

Is this a breakdown I thought we were just having a chat

 

[Drain Bamage]

Sadly, @Clippy's breakdown is much more interesting than OP or any thread by @Drain Bamage.

 

[Clippy]

First @Drain Bamage has excessive nail growth issues and now I'm having a breakdown as diagnosed by @Milgrim

2020 is being a total dick amirite

 

[Clippy]

I cut my nails to a point so if anyone ever tries to wrestle me in a bathroom I'll have the edge

Get it

 

[Clippy]

@22k hit me with the haiku beat b****

 

[Drain Bamage]

Women are jealous of.my fast growing nails and natural french manicure

 

[Clippy]

Women are jealous of.my fast growing nails and natural french manicure

Are you still here

 

[Clippy]

Look at my cats

 

[Clippy]

Their nails grow so fast

 

[weed]

@22k hit me with the haiku beat b****

bamage in the drain
poneliness is such a lain
sty life is a cum main

 

[Milgrim]

First @Drain Bamage has excessive nail growth issues and now I'm having a breakdown as diagnosed by @Milgrim

2020 is being a total dick amirite

Don't worry, 2020 will go down in history as The Year of @Clippy.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Look at my cats

Theyre beauties!

 

[Clippy]

Don't worry, 2020 will go down in history as The Year of @Clippy.

 

[weed]

@Clippy can help with fong lingernails

 

[Clippy]

Theyre beauties!

Charlie plays fetch

 

[Drain Bamage]

Charlie plays fetch