Relationships my crush rejected me

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

8. Get 2-3 really nice colognes. Smell freaking wonderful wherever you go, making others be like "Damn, he smells good."

Fuck that. I never put on deodorant. Women tell me I smell like a man

 

[Bobby Boulders]

@Bobby Boulders ...is this true?

In the movies. In the movies you're also fighting for your life everyday in prison, also not true

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Fuck that. I never put on deodorant. Women tell me I smell like a man

You also shouldn’t wipe your ass. Women hate it when you don’t smell like shit. Trust me. I have sex a lot.

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

You also shouldn’t wipe your ass. Women hate it when you don’t smell like shit. Trust me. I have sex a lot.

Fingers on balls and then rub your whole body.

Do that and no woman will reject you. It's biology 101

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I asked this coworker out I had a crush on and she rejected me, and that pain burned me. So I'm gonna decide to change things in my life for the better

1. Lose weight and start to eat healthy
2. Put on muscle and get a good physique
3. Get a motorcycle license and be a motorcycle guy
4. Learn a martial arts, and compete in fights. Im thinking Muay Thai
5. Get a high paying job
6. Become a better social person and get better at flirting with women
7. Make sure I have a good haircut and better fashion

You just lit a fire under my ass, thanks

That's everything that I told myself that I need to do...

1) Haven't done. I do eat healthier food, but portion sizes are still too big.
2) Quit the gym due to nagging injuries. Must go back, but lost motivation entirely.
3) Applied for a rented garage from my local council. Haven't heard back from them yet.
4) There's nowhere for me to do it in my vicinity.
5) Got a job that isn't the highest paying, but allows me to save good money whilst keeping me relatively stress-free.
6) See 4, plus I'm still in a relationship.
7) Failed so far. Still nagging the missus to give me a haircut as I trust only her with it. I'm also thinning on top and it's affected my psyche far more than I thought it would. Also, I don't want to spend money on frivolous things.

Good luck. I was in a pit for years before my ex, then went back to the pit when my ex dumped me, but it didn't take me long to realise that it wouldn't have worked due to the fact that I had nothing for her at the time, plus mild ADD and years of loneliness screwed with my head. When I realised that she, without trying, had exposed me for what I truly was, then I started to try to better myself.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Really hope no chick has the unfortunate pleasure of being physically touched by TS lol

 

[Pierce 34]

Some guy I haven't seen in awhile asked if I had lost weight, I said yeah and he then said looks noticeable

you punk bitches thought I was trolling? Im at the lowest weight I have been at the longest time

 

[lsa]

Some guy I haven't seen in awhile asked if I had lost weight, I said yeah and he then said looks noticeable

you punk bitches thought I was trolling? Im at the lowest weight I have been at the longest time

This changes everything.

 

[Batjester]

Some guy I haven't seen in awhile asked if I had lost weight, I said yeah and he then said looks noticeable

you punk bitches thought I was trolling? Im at the lowest weight I have been at the longest time

Like throwing deck chairs off a cruise ship.