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My cousin visited and at the same time my last $5 disappeared

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Dec 20, 2016.

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Re: my $5 bill

  1. I misplaced it

    20.3%
  2. My cousin stole it

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  1. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    I'm about to ruin Christmas.
     
  2. TheRuthlessOne Banned Banned

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    You got jacked
     
  3. Murlik Purple Belt

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    3rd option: You sound poor.
     
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    Sherdog should start a gofundclippy.
    I am sure the 1% sherdoggers can scrape together 5$ maybe even 6
     
  7. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Her

    But I left a five sheet on my hallway table and dont kniw what happened to it.

    She came over and it's gone
     
  8. Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    Off with her hand.
    Allahu akhbar
     
  9. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    The awkward thing is i can't confirm she took it

    But it's gone as fuck

    Coindenience?

    Moral: dont leave money and drugs around when ppl visit
     
  10. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    Was that your hooker fund?
     
  11. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    Let her know that you know that it was her. Tell her to "work" for it.

    [<cena1}
     
  12. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    That's really offensive

    I hope your cousin rapes you
     
  13. loyalyolayal Banned Banned

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    Sorry.













    But it's not rape if there was an exchange.


    A $5 exchange.
     
  14. Thibodeaux Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Is your cousin cute?
     
  15. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    Don't be inappropriate

    Her looks dont matter she is a blood relative

    Now is she a thief or not???
     
  16. Thibodeaux Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    She's not a thief. I want to take her out with your blessing.

    I guess $5 can buy us a side of fries.
     
  17. Clippy I'M HUNGRY!!!

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    I hope the fries are burnt and they go down your throat sideways and kill you.
     
  18. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Demons and ghost.
     
  19. Tavares1988 Lyoto machida's cute puppy Banned

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    Lol its only 5 dolar. Is your cousin a girl? Can u post some pics of her?plz
     
  20. Thibodeaux Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    I'll die knowing I had the pleasure of making love to your cousin. :D
     

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