My cousin visited and at the same time my last $5 disappeared

[Medical Marijuana Man]

It's family

Let her have it

Also you sound extremely poor

 

[DataBreach]

The awkward thing is i can't confirm she took it

But it's gone as fuck

Coindenience?

Moral: dont leave money and drugs around when ppl visit

Next time she comes over leave a marked Bill out in the open and if it's gone call her on it.

The marked Bill will prove she took it.

 

[Da Speeit]

@Clippy

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

You paid your cousin $5 for a BJ, didn't you?

That's wrong, man. Wrong.

 

[HelloJapan]

She's smoking it.

 

[original doom]

I dont know Clippy, have you called the cops ?

 

[scorpipede]

I'm about to ruin Christmas.

when was the last time jello shots were consumed?

this is pertinent info to this case.

 

[scorpipede]

I'll die knowing I had the pleasure of making love to your cousin.

this just in: @Cint says "making love"

 

[zackryder]

 

[Tee Dee Pee]

Three pages and no uppercuts suggested?

Spoiler

I suggest uppercuts

 

[HomeRun916]

TS sounds stoned.

Gets high, leaves money on table because high and forgot, ????? , cousin comes over and it's gone.

If only you could remember buying that bag of funyons and cherry Pepsi earlier you would know she's not a thief.

And that's why you have 61 cents in your pocket.

 

[Tavares1988]

We need to see her pictures ! Plz clippy post it. It wont do any harm on you!

 

[Ultrashogun]

Lol its only 5 dolar. Is your cousin a girl? Can u post some pics of her?plz

Yeah I agree, post pics.

The black girl thread has been dead lately.

 

[choke you]

This is what you do, you get her a gift-card to Best Buy or some electronic store like that and make it 5 dollars.

I like it

I like it a lot

You devious bastard

Get an empty gift card and write 5 dollars on it seeing how she's already spent it. Then wait and see if she bothers telling you it had no money on it or takes the hint you've dropped.

 

[Selukrid612]

She probably feels like she deserves it for having to spend time with you. And I think she's right.

 

[orangecuse]

Damn, so five of your family members won't get a Christmas present now?

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Clippy threads always make me feel like that time I got caught with my finger in my cousin's butthole.
"What are you two doing?! "
"I was taking her temperature!!!"

 

[sub_thug]

Get mad, Clippy. Ruin Christmas and burn the house down. Do it.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

You should have been like Jerry Lewis and got your cousin to earn that $5