Mr Furious' plan to end boring fights...

[misterfurious]

Sherbrethren, we've all sat there yelling at the tv "engage, you dipshits!!" I've devised a plan to end the infuriating spectacle of watching a couple of do-nothings circle and paw at each other the entire fight...On that stupid-ass America's Funniest Videos they give the audience some type of electronic device so they can vote for their favorite video....at UFC events the crowd will be given a device that, when 75% of the crowd pushes the button, moves the cage walls in 2 feet! Round 2, still no action?! Push the button! 2 more feet! You can see where this is going; we're gonna put you in a phone booth if we have to in order to get some action. Who's with me?!

 

[The guest]

 

[Fahcough]

They should have tazers hooked to the cup instead

 

[Couch Ninja]

I like it. But in main events, if it gets to the 3rd and there's still no action, I recommend tossing a dog, a snake, and a monkey into the cage like the Romans used to when they put people in bags and tossed them into a river. Whatcha think?

 

[ralphus1]

Welcome to Thunderdome.

 

[misterfurious]

These are all solid ideas.

 

[111293]

Knife fight

 

[facePuncher7]

How about, from the opening bell your purse starts to deplete, and it is displayed next to the timer for the fighters to see. So the longer the fight goes on the less money you get.

 

[facePuncher7]

Or you could just, I guess, get fighters that want to fight

 

[Nightwish]

An octagon. 30 men enter every 60 seconds. Only 1 survives.

 

[Erocthadon]

 

[Adjutant]

It looks like she’s cramping from diarrhea

 

[Topguntrophey]

 

[waldywaldy]

Crocodile moat or bust

 

[Soul On Ice]

Give people a button and they'll push it regardless

 

[misterfurious]

Give people a button and they'll push it regardless

Sad but true.

 

[SimonNova]

Or maybe a trap opens and one fighter falls into some dark oubliettes filled with deadites.

 

[TrevorLahey]

I don't yell 'engage' at the tv, I yell 'hit him you fuckin pussy, I want to see some blood'

 

[Pacemaker Joe]

UFC needs to hire The Shoveller.

 

[jonathan274]

Sherbrethren, we've all sat there yelling at the tv "engage, you dipshits!!" I've devised a plan to end the infuriating spectacle of watching a couple of do-nothings circle and paw at each other the entire fight...On that stupid-ass America's Funniest Videos they give the audience some type of electronic device so they can vote for their favorite video....at UFC events the crowd will be given a device that, when 75% of the crowd pushes the button, moves the cage walls in 2 feet! Round 2, still no action?! Push the button! 2 more feet! You can see where this is going; we're gonna put you in a phone booth if we have to in order to get some action. Who's with me?!

Same concept but lets put a Sarlac under the octagon. Too much stalling and both fighters feed the pit!