Most absurd excuses a fighter has ever given for losing a fight?

[bernsy666]

Diaz vs Condit

Diaz-he ran from me the whole time what was I supposed to do(not word for word)

Very true but your gonna piss off a lot of Diaz fanboys. I always liked shields when he got steamrolled bye ellenberger "my dad died".

 

[dildos]

Mir vs Barnett- claimed he was going for a takedown when that knee sent him face first into the mat..

flash ko... mir recovered super fast for once then.

 

[dildos]

kidding right ? there was where the gif was in the op today. once bigfoot hit the floor all of cains shots were to the back of the head. maybe 1 was to the side.

 

[Martinezzz]

Tyson P4P king
[YT]C8S7WH2wico[/YT]

Tyson won that fight R3 TKO he didnt lose it it was fight vs Andrew Golota so dont spread bull shit because it was spinal

 

[neovolrath]

I was fighting at 70%.

He said he was THROWING punches at 70%... Troll -_-

 

[odog]

He said he was THROWING punches at 70%... Troll -_-

I completely agree. He should stop trolling.

 

[HowAmINotMyself]

gummy bear poops- chris leben

"After I made weight I bought gummy bears, chocolate and ice cream", haha!! Should have gone the Luke Cummo route and binged on sugar after the fight.

 

[JosephDredd]

Tre Telligman after being beaten by Vitor: "I wasn't expecting him to throw punches."

 

[Earthworm Jim]

Brock Lesnar...
"My tummy hurts"

 

[TheLuckiest]

I can't remember, was Tito's cracked skull an excuse for a loss or a statement?

Came here to say this. I remember thinking how ridiculous that sounded.

 

[HowAmINotMyself]

He said he was THROWING punches at 70%... Troll -_-

Where is the disconnect between fighting and throwing punches within said fight? Also your response is disproportionately emotional. Deep breaths, shake it off