Most absurd excuses a fighter has ever given for losing a fight?

Some examples: I was on cruise control, I had knee problems, I had family issues, I wasn't motivated for this fight, I didn't care about fighting

 

Tiki Ghosn vs Robbie Lawler.

It was stopped to a cut - Tiki

 

Miesha vs. Cat-

Miesha- I was still shooting..(belly down, face down arms extended)??

 

Holy shit was that bad!!! Lmao
Loved how Tiki kept insisting it was due to a cut

 

King ho after newton ko loss

 

Diaz vs Condit

Diaz-he ran from me the whole time what was I supposed to do(not word for word)

 

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But continuing, when Nate said Bendo just beat him "because he punched me in the eye". Someone should tell Nate that that's part of fighting.

 

Tyson P4P king
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Mir vs Barnett- claimed he was going for a takedown when that knee sent him face first into the mat..

 

Not mma but in boxing they had to wheel chair a guy to the post fight press conference because he claimed he hurt his ankles in the fight because he didn't wear socks

 

I can't remember, was Tito's cracked skull an excuse for a loss or a statement?

 

I just thought it was stupid when Diego brought up that food thing when he lost to Jury.

 

This wasn't MMA, but in boxing: Klitchko vs. David Haye. There was no excuse Haye could come up with that would justify him ONLY THROWING 37 punches in the whole 12 round fight. And at the end "Oh, I broke my toe a few weeks before the fight." Faber broke his hand and still possibly threw/landed more punches than Haye threw.

 

2500 situps a day ... talk about ab overtraining

 

I still have no idea what Bigfoot was thinking putting these pics out

 

I was fighting at 70%.

 

that was ridiculous

 

Edit: What blackdynamite said.

 

Bisping's excuse that Kennedy didn't "engage" him was pretty pathetic.