Morgellons

[Valley Shogun]

So it seems I have developed this mysterious ailment. The last couple years of my life have been a little rough in terms of health with no doctor seeming to have any idea what was wrong with me. This past December it happened, after a shower i looked down and saw something sticking out of me. Out of, well, the worst possible spot you could imagine for a guy. So I pulled it out. It was white in color with a redish tale and was about 5 inches long. Approximately 8 months previous a dermatologist had speculated that I had a parasite based on a weird track like mark in the area. He sent me to an infectious disease doctor who advised me to come back if i ever see the parasite, so i did. He gave me formaldehide and i captured a couple samples as these were now, and have been since coming out of me like gang busters. Great I thought, this doctor will determine what kind of parasite it is, cure me and all will be well. Turns out whatever came out of me isnt a parasite at all and he informed me at that time he could nothing more for me. Since this incident Ive been attempting to kill this in various ways with as of right now only small success, it always returns. Now I could talk med history and go on for days as to what I believe this to be and the various oddities of my story. So... any interest out there? Anyone else experiencing Morgellons?

 

[N13]

I might be able to help you.

Let me think about this first.

You need to remove their food and my first thought is sugar, but it is more complicated than that.

They like the 98.8 degrees too, so start drinking a lot of ice water. Give yourself a daily brain freezer to keep them out of there. Take hot showers or baths and then quickly cool down. Soak in Epsom salts.

You need to make your environment inhospitable to them. Get less or more salty. Not sure which. experiement

You are a bag of food to them. Taint your meat.

Try black and green tea shots. Get a high grade scalar CBD oil.

 

[N13]

 

[N13]

Go to a small scale privately non0chain health food store that has one of those old Druid types. Tell him or her what you have. They know these things and are the best doctors you can find.

My mang hooked me up with Raw milk instead of dead milk. That changed everything for me when I had snakey things on the inside trying to poison me. Not Morgellons but something even worse than that.

 

[Fraz]

This is all wrong. The prophecy states that the Morgellons won't visit earth for at least another 300 years.

 

[Valley Shogun]

I might be able to help you.

Let me think about this first.

You need to remove their food and my first thought is sugar, but it is more complicated than that.

They like the 98.8 degrees too, so start drinking a lot of ice water. Give yourself a daily brain freezer to keep them out of there. Take hot showers or baths and then quickly cool down. Soak in Epsom salts.

You need to make your environment inhospitable to them. Get less or more salty. Not sure which. experiement

You are a bag of food to them. Taint your meat.

Try black and green tea shots. Get a high grade scalar CBD oil.

Yeah sugar is without doubt involved in this. I havent had a beer in months. Sucks, but its not worth the symptoms.

Hadnt considered body temperature too much, I'll give that a shot.

Im pretty tainted. Once I realised picking these out of me one by one wasnt a winning strategy and having tried apple cider vinegar, diatomaceous earth, cyan pepper, tumeric and whatever else I hit the metronidazol, with some success but its no cure for it.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Truly a new era of trolling dedication in this thread

 

[loyalyolayal]

Truly a new era of trolling dedication in this thread

Tell about it. I had to google that shit up.

FUCK!

 

[ralphc1]

Kill it with fire.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

cutting Off your dick might work

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Get checked for Lyme disease bro.

 

[Valley Shogun]

cutting Off your dick might work

Im not ready to jump to plan B just yet

 

[Valley Shogun]

Get checked for Lyme disease bro.

Yeah no lyme as it turns out. I was really banking on lyme truth be told

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Honestly what was the thing that came outta your dick.


That’s what we wanna know. Why keep us in such suspense.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Yeah no lyme as it turns out. I was really banking on lyme truth be told

 

[James T. Kirk]

Morgellons is just a mental illness like electromagnetic hypersensitivity.

 

[Valley Shogun]

Honestly what was the thing that came outta your dick.


That’s what we wanna know. Why keep isnt in such suspense.

Ha ha, me too man. I have no idea. Just like a real thin hair. I need Matlock on the case

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Ha ha, me too man. I have no idea. Just like a real thin hair. I need Matlock on the case

A hair came out of your penis hole? That’s not poissble

 

[Valley Shogun]

Morgellons is just a mental illness like electromagnetic hypersensitivity.

Going to have to strongly disagree with that for a few reasons. First, if you want you can pop by my house and watch me pick this stuff out of me. Its going to be an awkward afternoon, but were both adults. Second, I had a dermatologist come up with this parasite idea based on the pretty clear sign of a parasite under my skin, lastly Id never heard of Morgellons disease until my parasite analysis came back negative and my girlfriend read about it on the google.

 

[Valley Shogun]

A hair came out of your penis hole? That’s not poissble

Not so much right out of the hole... but yeah... its possible