MMA Guru rant about the Sphere card

[joy2day]

Aren't we all sherbros are ?

No, we aren't broke and alone. We just spend a lot of time by ourselves so people don't have to envy so hard on our massive, strapping physiques.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

MMA Whoru is more like it it..

 

[pclanadmin2]

Wouldn't it be crazy if someone hacks it and while there's a fight, some random porno starts playing, on the massive screen, the display's bulbous erect matrix of screens showing all the sweaty deliciousness. I wonder if the combatants would pause, to look up around them, and think to themselves: "Wow. What a time to be alive."

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

say what you want on his presentation but the dude is more often than not, right. yea he's a neckbeard and is obese. but this sherdog baby.

 

[Iroh]

People melting down at the sheer sight of MMAGuru. No emotional control at all.

 

[Iroh]

say what you want on his presentation but the dude is more often than not, right. yea he's a neckbeard and is obese. but this sherdog baby.

He also mogs DDP. Not that obese.

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[Killer Kadoogan]

He also mogs DDP. Not that obese.

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i take that back. lol

 

[The Bloody Nine]

Do people actually watch this guy? Every video I’ve come across he just whines and complains the entire time. He’s the embodiment of everything wrong with the fanbase.

Sounds like 95% of this forum.

 

[DecisionSplit]

Do people actually watch this guy?

Multiple UFC fighters do including champions. He's popular for a reason.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

If ever there was a basement dweller archetype, this MMAGuru loser is it.

He even farts on videos and tells his audience about it. He's never kissed a girl he admitted. And look at his hair.

fuckin hell, that is wild, and funny.

 

[Urluberluu]

card is trash

 

[Bubzeh]

Proper stain and embarrassment on our sport that this clown is the main YouTuber nowadays.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

It annoys me this guy has such an audience and gets paid to ramble in front of a mic when I do it on here with no audience, behind a keyboard for free. Plus I’m more handsome.

 

[JustforBROCK]

Idiocracy can be applied to just about any part of society, these days.

No, it can't, but I get why you say that. I hate stupid people too but the smart people out number them, but smart people aren't as entertaining as dumb people.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

say what you want on his presentation but the dude is more often than not, right. yea he's a neckbeard and is obese. but this sherdog baby.

Really? He's batted zero with every minute I've ever heard him. Then again, I'm not a bigot like him, which will usually put me on the opposite side of someone

 

[BangBang]

I cant watch Guru. He just find him beyond irritating. Not even while the Para Olympics are on.

 

[haj02]

Who cares what this fat smelly cunt has to say?

 

[jx820]

If there's one person that could make me more likely to side with pink goof it's MMA "you've got to get over the death of your infant child" guru

Yeah, the first time I ever heard of this guy was when Mighty Mouse did and interview and shined him up. The second time was when he went off about Chandler's kid being black.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone waste unearned good will so quickly. I'm instantly opposed to whatever his edgelord hot take is.

 

[StonedLemur]

His reaction to Islam submitting Oliveira will never not be hilarious. Dude was on the brink of tears

That's due to his high estrogen levels sir lol

 

[BangBang]

Wouldn't it be crazy if someone hacks it and while there's a fight, some random porno starts playing, on the massive screen, the display's bulbous erect matrix of screens showing all the sweaty deliciousness. I wonder if the combatants would pause, to look up around them, and think to themselves: "Wow. What a time to be alive."

And let's end the session there. Same time next week!