MMA Guru rant about the Sphere card

[Gamboal]

If ever there was a basement dweller archetype, this MMAGuru loser is it.

He even farts on videos and tells his audience about it. He's never kissed a girl he admitted. And look at his hair.

 

[Streeter]

It is a terrible card. Ffs I order 90% of cards I am l am wavering on ordering this even in the Sphere as it's 1 great fight , 1 fun fight , an a boring Grasso Val fight that's has now happened 3 times in a row. And NOTHING ELSE.

Where's Gaethje isn't he 1/2 Mexican or it doesn't count as he looks white?. Where's Cejudo , Yair , Moreno ........ se erst Mexican heritage fighters that are fun an folks heard of - yet Nada. Instead we get 8 early ore lum fight night fights.

 

[YSB]

I agree with him. It sucks. Won't watch.

 

['Rocky']

If there's one person that could make me more likely to side with pink goof it's MMA "you've got to get over the death of your infant child" guru

Did he say this? Was it about Francis I'm guessing?

 

[davidj5491]

I can't listen to more than 15 seconds of this douchebag. He's an ass.

 

[SaltedVinegarfootstomps]

He's got some sound bites, but just look at that thumbnail. Atrocious. And thats coming from someone with my avatar....so....he's got to be pretty fucked.

 

[ArmenianAssasin]

Who the hell is this fat slob

Couldn’t get passed 20 seconds

 

[StonedLemur]

Stop boosting the signal of this loser parasite.

Fuck MMA Guru, he's a clown.

Fuck yeah, 100% behind this post sir.

 

[blaseblase]

Tickets are around 500 dollars now. I may go to Vegas next week.

 

[StonedLemur]

All of this.

Also amazed by how many of those nerds saw him training with whoever it was, and decided he was some physical specimen. I guess tall with broad shoulders is all that's required for a pencil neck to think someone is yoked.

Dude is a straight bum sir.

 

[richardjohnson]

His reaction to Islam submitting Oliveira will never not be hilarious. Dude was on the brink of tears

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Guru sounds broke and alone

 

[arcadeperfect]

The only MMA Guru videos I truly enjoy are when he does fight recap breakdowns with video playback, he's actually really good at picking up on exchanges and patterns (i.e. Edwards vs. Usman 3 video was really quality) and show-casing the reads and techniques in those.

Sadly for every 1 of those there are 100 of these.

When he roasts Jon Jones it's pretty hilarious ngl.

 

[CC27]

You have to be a special kind of loser to actually watch and be a fan of that slobs videos. I think I listened to 1 minute of 1 video one time on twitter to see what he was about after hearing people talk about what a clown he is and yeah 60 seconds was all it took to confirm that.

 

[Chama]

Guru sounds broke and alone

Aren't we all sherbros are ?

 

[ExitLUPin]

Actually watched the full vid and he is 100% spot on. This card stinks for the hype. It would have been a decent PPV but for the historic ramifications Daner is blabbering about hell no. And yes hes right its not said enough the amount of glazing Dana and Hogan and rest of em do for every card is nauseating. Every card is the best ever. Never been a card like this. Every new champ is the best ever. STFU already you VERMIN. Big MMA accounts like MMA Guru saying this shit is actually a great thing because maybe it'll force these goofs to start making cards great again.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I saw this vid yesterday, and was like, "Oh, he's shitting on Dana, let's give this a watch." I got maybe 5 mins in and decided to watch Terminator Salvation instead. If you've seen Terminator Salvation and haven't watched the Guru vid, yeah, it's like that.

 

[sdpdude9]

Do people actually watch this guy? Every video I’ve come across he just whines and complains the entire time. He’s the embodiment of everything wrong with the fanbase.

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Truly abysmal card

 

[TheMMAnalyst]

When he roasts Jon Jones it's pretty hilarious ngl.

Video breakdown of Jon Jones at the comedy club was pretty gold, not gonna lie.