Minor things that annoy you

People leaving their shopping carts in the parking space adjacent to where they were parked. Those cart corrals are typically within fifty feet of virtually any given spot in the big stores. Even when they aren’t, it doesn’t take much time and takes virtually minimal effort to go wheel the thing back to the store.

There are far worse infractions, even of the mundane kind, but any time I see one of those lingering in a parking space because someone just figured, “hey, someone else’s problem” I think of Costanza: “we’re living in a society here!”
 
Doorbell sounds in TV commercials.

If I forget to mute the TV and a commercial has that realistic sounding doorbell, it drives my dog crazy as he runs to the door, barking his head off.

Misophonia is a thing and I think I have it.
Edit: Maybe your dog has it.
 
He’s a German Shepherd for fucks sake that’s his job to be a watchdog, but him barking at a Domino’s ad is irritating.
 
He’s a German Shepherd for fucks sake that’s his job to be a watchdog, but him barking at a Domino’s ad is irritating.
GSDs are required to be protective and smart enough to seem crazy. It's in their gene's bro, I have one too. She assaults the mail like the MM is injecting poison directly into my door.
When we see him in the front yard on the leash it's nbd.
Let him cook and make sure he isn't a menace.
Edit: Maybe he knows fast food is bad for you?
 
When someone puts on the air conditioning then immediately puts on a sweater or goes under blanket.

The first few seconds of reverse cow girl where your afraid you might sprain your penis if u or ur partner go in the wrong direction.

When Chinese food places don’t put the fortune cookies without you asking

Trader Joe’s. Everything about them. But most specifically their stupid ass small counters. Okay so u don’t want me to get a lot of items???
 
Having set appointment time for chemo but always having to lay in a hospital bed for average 3 hours for the pharmacy to prepare it

People that are habitually late for everything

People that don’t use headphones and play music on phone speakers or Bluetooth speaker in public or transit

Dumbasses *who own dogs that can’t control them or don’t leash them in public
 
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Having set appointment time for chemo but always having to lay in a hospital bed for average 3 hours for the pharmacy to prepare it

People that are habitually late for everything

People that don’t use headphones and play music on phone speakers or Bluetooth speaker in public or transit

Dumbasses you own dogs that can’t control them or don’t leash them in public
Are you taking chemo or have u?
 
GSDs are required to be protective and smart enough to seem crazy. It's in their gene's bro, I have one too. She assaults the mail like the MM is injecting poison directly into my door.
When we see him in the front yard on the leash it's nbd.
Let him cook and make sure he isn't a menace.
Edit: Maybe he knows fast food is bad for you?
Great comment, bro. He’s my third shepherd what a great breed. it’s not like I order anything on TV lol. I haven’t had fast food in 10 years.
It’s just pure devotion, I guess.

;)
 
When anyone is in the kitchen while I'm cooking. I know it's my issue and it's irrational bullshit but I can't stand it.
 
People in a cash register line who get served and are then surprised they have to pay and spend 30 seconds rooting around in their purse/wallet for cards/cash.

How can they be caught unaware by this?
 
People in a cash register line who get served and are then surprised they have to pay and spend 30 seconds rooting around in their purse/wallet for cards/cash.

How can they be caught unaware by this?

There just living in the moment 😂
 
I dont like it alot of the time when people play music loud around me instead of putting headphones on or some shit. I dont subject people to the music I listen to and dont like it when people do the same to me.

Also if they whistle or just start singing something...or just cant stand silence in general and have to fill the air with noise constantly.

it irks me. Noise pollution. Not with it.
 
When you ask your friend to pick you up at the airport at a specific time and they don't leave the house until you text them that you've arrived. And you spend the next 40 minutes looking for their car and watching everyone else from your flight leave. :mad:
That should get you 5 years in the pen.
 
When I go to Ocean State Job Lot to buy off brand cat litter because it's actually the best cat litter and they run out and I ask the manager when they're getting more cat litter and he's like "I don't know they just send the truck and we take what they send us". what the fuck is that now I'm using the other shit thanks OSJL
 
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When I go to Ocean State Job Lot to buy off brand cat litter because it's actually the best cat litter and they run out and I ask the manager when they're getting more cat litter and he's like "I don't know they just send the truck and we take what they send us". what the fuck is that now I'm using the other shit thanks OSJL
Thats fucked up man. How you gonna explain this shit to the cats?
 
People with wide trucks who can't drive while staying in between the lines.

Roadside traffic alert sign says something about on ramp closed, so at the last minute decided to take the dangerous fast freeway, then when I got close and saw on ramp was not closed, changed route.

Apple TV remote not having dedicated buttons for each number.
 
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