MIA where the Toasty random thoughts thread be at yo?

[toasty]

Seriously you get paid real american bitcoins to do this for a living?

 

[toasty]

You sure the thread was made here, and not in Reddit ?

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ah yeah @nonoob thanks for reminding me you need to be hit with the old @TeTe ban hammer too,,,,,Tete I will make sure you are tipped well as my assassin

 

[Mulder_81]

ps can you have a talk with @Mulder_81 maybe get him a mentor,,,,he's trying really hard but he sucks and I hate to see a kid flounder around like this with no idea what he is doing.....Also I might need you to ban @Osculater I can't decide yet, can you just hover your finger over the delete button on him and maybe hit it if he posts something stupid in a minute or two in this thread? Thanks

Go fuck yourself!

 

[toasty]

Go fuck yourself!

Easy big fella easy. have you no male friends, do you not understand the concept of "taking the piss"? You do realize that being ignored means nobody cares about you but being fucked with means I'm welcoming you into my circle of trust, don't you?

 

[toasty]

@TeTe is it too hard to separate out my old thread and make it solo again? Would it be easier if @Kowboy On Sherdog just retyped it for us post by post? He seems to have run out of booby picks and is taking a mysteriously long shower that sounds painful because he is in there grunting and groaning but I'm sure he'd be willing to transcribe it to make your life easier.

 

[toasty]

Go fuck yourself!

Oh i see what is going on here, you got your yellow and you're mad I didn't notice-

 

[nonoob]

ah yeah @nonoob thanks for reminding me you need to be hit with the old @TeTe ban hammer too,,,,,Tete I will make sure you are tipped well as my assassin
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As a GM Performance Parts metal head guy who has drove, raced, and wrenched on some BAD Trans Ams and Z28s since the 80's - hope I'm in the ban hammer safe zone.

 

[toasty]

As a GM Performance Parts metal head guy who has drove, raced, and wrenched on some BAD Trans Ams and Z28s since the 80's - hope I'm in the ban hammer safe zone.

 

[StonedLemur]

Am I missing something or did my thread just POOF? Usually I get a notification I've been moved to the wasteland or sewer or fuckitallnobodycares forum but this one seems to have just Vanished. And wasn't there a post from @Mulder_81 that I was just about to mock? Wasn't there an a weird bear @Osculater pestering me there with his weirdness? didn't @HHJ annoy me there too? Is there a poster named @iamlegion or @urlegion or @iamreligion or some such who I was just about to compliment?

Can anyone else confirm the one time existence of this thread to preserve my sanity?

Am I having a paranoid break from reality or do mods sometimes just flex on us mere mortals? Is this all a fever dream, there can't really be a man like @StonedLemur in real life can there.View attachment 1048397

Im real in real life, so don't fret my pet.

 

[mixmastermo]

ah ok, that would explain a why my little bunny icon now shows up on that thread, I thought you were just using my popularity to try to promote sherdog and get more advertising dollars in.

See I think you missed the really important bits in the title that said that that was my thread and not one to be shared with other people. I completely understand you're under tremendous pressure and doing the best you can so no harm no foul fair play and thanks for putting it back solo for me

I'll compile a list of other people to ban shortly, thanks for your help

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yeah ban @Osculater, the last post above proves he has nothing left, like tony ferguson, sometimes the greats just lose it quickly and need to be put out to pasture for their own good and to protect them from taking further damage.

Since when do giant snakes wear hats?

 

[nonoob]

Since when do giant snakes wear hats?

With Pico as the "HW champ", anything now seems possible.​

 

[GSP_37]

Does her right boob eventually pop out?

 

[toasty]

Im real in real life, so don't fret my pet.

all kidding aside, in this strange little world we reside in here at the dog, I think I might be more excited to have a real life stoned Lemur spotting than seeing a lot of "celebrities"

Of course I'd want it to be like a great white shark sighting, where you were far away and I am sitting on a nice safe big boat.

Look about 300 yards out, do you see that grey beard slicing through the water, that is a stoned lemur, see the gnarled feet breaking the water, if you measure from the beard to the feet you can tell this is a big one.

 

[toasty]

Since when do giant snakes wear hats?

Since Rango.

Rango is one of the most under appreciated movies of all time. It looks like a kids movie but watch it and listen to the dialogue and get the message it sends, and you will realize this is no kids movie!

 

[Zer]

I saw in the Mods Random Thoughts thread one of them thought they should fuck with toasty more

 

[lsa]

I saw in the Mods Random Thoughts thread one of them thought they should fuck with toasty more

thats how you get AIDS

 

[toasty]

I saw in the Mods Random Thoughts thread one of them thought they should fuck with toasty more

Was it @Slobodan he has it out for me since we battled for control of Serbia. Some dictators never let go of a failed assassination attempt via poisoned carrots for some reason.

@TeTe is a good person. they are restoring my solo thread, stickying my pet photo thread and put me up for cannonization. It is taking them a little while to accomplish all this but I am a patient rabbit

@Kowboy On Sherdog also a good person. Has tendered his resignation so I can take his spot as top booby gif adminstrator of sherdof with a salary of $5,000 per booby per post, plus rights to the private jet and executive washroom

good people these mods, expcept Sloby....

 

[StonedLemur]

all kidding aside, in this strange little world we reside in here at the dog, I think I might be more excited to have a real life stoned Lemur spotting than seeing a lot of "celebrities"

Of course I'd want it to be like a great white shark sighting, where you were far away and I am sitting on a nice safe big boat.

Look about 300 yards out, do you see that grey beard slicing through the water, that is a stoned lemur, see the gnarled feet breaking the water, if you measure from the beard to the feet you can tell this is a big one.

Well, Im not a swimmer, but here's a Lemur doing some Lemur things in the wild sir lol.

 

[toasty]

Ever walk into your dark basement on a muggy hot summer day and take a cool barefoot splash into a puddle of hound dog urine.

Man that is refreshing and invigorating!

 

[Kardashians]

Toasty is a comic book dorklord confirmed.