Met an older women

Woman. Or is she a conjoined twin ?
 
These threads from this guy makes him seem desperate or straight up trolling.
No one would get overly excited about small irrelevant encounters with random women, writing long posts about every detail of some girl who sits across from him at work or served him a cup of coffee at a cafe unless he has no experience with the opposite sex and never had a girlfriend. It is creepy that he mentally notes everything they say and do in this brief meaningless encounter. So expect from a chinese iiminja to be creepy and weird like this misinterpreting courteous customer service as wanting the D.:eek:
 
Another entry in the “Pugilistic overthinks instead of letting himself bang” series. What has been your experience going out with older women? Specifically, do you think older women are more or less cool with casual flings?

Finding out about the café girl’s absence hit me like a prime Crocop LHK to the heart, and in my attempt to alleviate the aching, I went out with some buddies to a bar. And as you do in a bar, I talked to this really cute looking chick and a had nice conversation. Short, petite, real cute mousey looking face, a combination I really like. My buddy thought she was drop dead gorgeous but this dude didn’t see the café girl so he doesn’t know there are levels to this shit. Anyway, there was a healthy amount of flirtatious give and take, and she complimented me quite a bit, which was interesting. She seemed real reserved at first but slowly opened up and started touching me. I was thinking, I could bang.

Then the topic of age came up and she said she’s quite older than me. I assumed she was around my age or a couple years younger. I told her I’m 30, and you can’t be that much older than me, and she says, nope I’m quite a bit older than you. She refuses to tell me her exact age but either way, she looks great for being (presumably) in her mid or late 30s.

I try to get her to stay in hopes of banging, but she says her place is a bit of a drive and she has to go to work early tomorrow so she goes home. I get her number and she tells me to call her.

I feel pretty confident I could engage in bedroom acrobatics with this lady, but I feel a tad pensive in my willingness to contact her. I’m making the assumption that due to her age and her winding biological clock, that she wouldn’t be down for a casual exchange of bodily fluids. I’ve been with older women in their mid and late 30s, and in my experience, they’ve wanted to get serious real quick. A relationship is far from the list of things I want, but I also don’t want to hurt anybody. I’ve broken more hearts than pigeon necks, and I don’t plan on adding to the trail of disgruntled women in my wake.

Of course I could just be honest with her but that’s too simple and boring

Cliffs:
Older chick may want the D
To give or not to give?
read what I highlighted in bold. you are contradicting yourself into defeat before you even make a move. if she already confirmed she is much older then she is already out of the bracket of women who you've found to want serious relationships. bang the old broad and see what happens. you act as though you can't break things off with her afterwards. older women are awesome. you might even learn a trick or two.

edit: since she is asian, add 6 years to whatever age you think she is. you should know better.
 
Stop being a chump and just arrange a date

It doesn't mean you're going to end up in a committed relationship.

It is 2017 kuz. Chumps date. Real men Netflix and chil or...

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@ TS, its not her first rodeo. Knock the dust of that pussy. If she talks on the pill or no rubber, pull the chute or hit the E button.
 
You are 30, not 18, banging an older woman should not be a big deal to you.
 
No one would get overly excited about small irrelevant encounters with random women, writing long posts about every detail of some girl who sits across from him at work or served him a cup of coffee at a cafe unless he has no experience with the opposite sex and never had a girlfriend. It is creepy that he mentally notes everything they say and do in this brief meaningless encounter. So expect from a chinese iiminja to be creepy and weird like this misinterpreting courteous customer service as wanting the D.:eek:

The all want the D dip shit. They just don't always know it yet.

Getting advice from a woman lulz

Women don't even like women. Many don't like themselves.
 
Your posts make it seem like you're looking for a girlfriend.


If all you want is casual sex then you are over thinking things way too much.
 
Your posts make it seem like you're looking for a girlfriend.


If all you want is casual sex then you are over thinking things way too much.
I think Ping Peng want any contact with any woman and his desperation obvious and blatant scares them away.
 
Your posts make it seem like you're looking for a girlfriend.


If all you want is casual sex then you are over thinking things way too much.
Nah I’m not looking for a girlfriend. What I'm seeking is a desperate need to fill this ever-deepening quicksand of loneliness, boredom and emptiness. One the last things I want is to put that burden on another person.
 
Another entry in the “Pugilistic overthinks instead of letting himself bang” series. What has been your experience going out with older women? Specifically, do you think older women are more or less cool with casual flings?

Finding out about the café girl’s absence hit me like a prime Crocop LHK to the heart, and in my attempt to alleviate the aching, I went out with some buddies to a bar. And as you do in a bar, I talked to this really cute looking chick and a had nice conversation. Short, petite, real cute mousey looking face, a combination I really like. My buddy thought she was drop dead gorgeous but this dude didn’t see the café girl so he doesn’t know there are levels to this shit. Anyway, there was a healthy amount of flirtatious give and take, and she complimented me quite a bit, which was interesting. She seemed real reserved at first but slowly opened up and started touching me. I was thinking, I could bang.

Then the topic of age came up and she said she’s quite older than me. I assumed she was around my age or a couple years younger. I told her I’m 30, and you can’t be that much older than me, and she says, nope I’m quite a bit older than you. She refuses to tell me her exact age but either way, she looks great for being (presumably) in her mid or late 30s.

I try to get her to stay in hopes of banging, but she says her place is a bit of a drive and she has to go to work early tomorrow so she goes home. I get her number and she tells me to call her.

I feel pretty confident I could engage in bedroom acrobatics with this lady, but I feel a tad pensive in my willingness to contact her. I’m making the assumption that due to her age and her winding biological clock, that she wouldn’t be down for a casual exchange of bodily fluids. I’ve been with older women in their mid and late 30s, and in my experience, they’ve wanted to get serious real quick. A relationship is far from the list of things I want, but I also don’t want to hurt anybody. I’ve broken more hearts than pigeon necks, and I don’t plan on adding to the trail of disgruntled women in my wake.

Of course I could just be honest with her but that’s too simple and boring

Cliffs:
Older chick may want the D
To give or not to give?
You sound like you're depressed.
 
Nah I’m not looking for a girlfriend. What I'm seeking is a desperate need to fill this ever-deepening quicksand of loneliness, boredom and emptiness. One the last things I want is to put that burden on another person.

Yeah..... that's depression. If you're not doing anything to deal with that, well I'd put women on the back burner and deal with that first.


Nothing is going to make you happy until you address the root issues in your life. Some people are into drugs, some into casual sex or their hobbies or working long hours to keep the mind occupied. None of that's going to fix whatever the real problem is
 
You seem to get around a lot without actually getting laid. That's quite the predicament.
 
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