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Met an older women

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Pugilistic, Dec 28, 2016.

  1. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    Another entry in the “Pugilistic overthinks instead of letting himself bang” series. What has been your experience going out with older women? Specifically, do you think older women are more or less cool with casual flings?

    Finding out about the café girl’s absence hit me like a prime Crocop LHK to the heart, and in my attempt to alleviate the aching, I went out with some buddies to a bar. And as you do in a bar, I talked to this really cute looking chick and a had nice conversation. Short, petite, real cute mousey looking face, a combination I really like. My buddy thought she was drop dead gorgeous but this dude didn’t see the café girl so he doesn’t know there are levels to this shit. Anyway, there was a healthy amount of flirtatious give and take, and she complimented me quite a bit, which was interesting. She seemed real reserved at first but slowly opened up and started touching me. I was thinking, I could bang.

    Then the topic of age came up and she said she’s quite older than me. I assumed she was around my age or a couple years younger. I told her I’m 30, and you can’t be that much older than me, and she says, nope I’m quite a bit older than you. She refuses to tell me her exact age but either way, she looks great for being (presumably) in her mid or late 30s.

    I try to get her to stay in hopes of banging, but she says her place is a bit of a drive and she has to go to work early tomorrow so she goes home. I get her number and she tells me to call her.

    I feel pretty confident I could engage in bedroom acrobatics with this lady, but I feel a tad pensive in my willingness to contact her. I’m making the assumption that due to her age and her winding biological clock, that she wouldn’t be down for a casual exchange of bodily fluids. I’ve been with older women in their mid and late 30s, and in my experience, they’ve wanted to get serious real quick. A relationship is far from the list of things I want, but I also don’t want to hurt anybody. I’ve broken more hearts than pigeon necks, and I don’t plan on adding to the trail of disgruntled women in my wake.

    Of course I could just be honest with her but that’s too simple and boring

    Cliffs:
    Older chick may want the D
    To give or not to give?
     
  2. cmw43

    cmw43 Bad Boys Club

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    Stop being a chump and just arrange a date

    It doesn't mean you're going to end up in a committed relationship.
     
  3. aldeniro78

    aldeniro78 Who cares Yellow Card

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    You're obviously lonely. Take it one step at a time or continue beating it to fantasies.
     
  4. steve38

    steve38 Black Belt

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    Just bang, bro. And the age difference will actually be an easy out for you once the honeymoon is over and things get weird/complicated. Don't worry about leaving a trail of disgruntled women, but I would advise wrapping it up and not leaving a trail of bastard children :D
     
  5. AGGAMEMNON66

    AGGAMEMNON66 ———Villain———

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    lol

    Well, this is an interesting troll saga I guess.
     
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    Lonesome Crow Green Belt

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    "Quite a bit older" than 30 puts her in the late 30s early 40s range. Possibly even mid-40s.

    Her ovaries are already withered dried out prunes.

    Plow that shit with reckless abandon and don't stop til that vajajay looks like a roast beef sandwich with extra mayo.
     
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    Winter-John Purple Belt

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    Swiftie Taylor Swift Nation Platinum Member

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    Forget about the Cafe Girl and bang the cougar. Hey, maybe she is the Cafe Girl's Mom and you could bang both.
     
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    You're a virgin right?
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    Took me awhile to find a video of her, but I finally found it. I have bad news, bro. She's a pornographic actress

     
  12. DevilsLettuce

    DevilsLettuce is a bit of a douchebag Banned

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    Lol. You can.
     
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    HeDucking Im so Groovy Banned

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    These threads from this guy makes him seem desperate or straight up trolling.
     
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  15. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    They’re all based on a true story.
     
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    HeDucking Im so Groovy Banned

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    Well I guess, if you can dream it, you can make it real.
     
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    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Do it fool

    You're dead longer than you're alive
     
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  18. fightingrabbit

    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Wtf did you really get the Cafe Girl fired? Are was there ever really any Cafe Girl.
     
  19. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    Lol no I’m sure I didn’t get her fired. I just know she wasn’t there yesterday. It’s possible she was just sick and the other dude was filling in for her or something.

    I’m also fairly certain she wasn’t a figment of my imagination
     
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    I was 23- she was 35 - We had a very fun 3 year run
     

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