Mess with the Bull, you get the Horns.

[KnightTemplar]

Bullfights: sometimes, the good guy wins.

Bullfighter is gored to death after taunting animal at packed festival

Shocking footage captured the moment a man dared a beast at a bullfighting festival in Colombia before he was fatally gored. The man managed to walk off on his own but later died.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Heads up: the video is censored but probably still NSFW.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

A traveling business man is staying at a hotel in spain for a few nights. He goes down to the hotel's restaurant and tells the waiter to surprise him. So, the waiter brings out this huge plate of spaghetti with two huge meat balls on top.



The business man loved the dish and asked what kind of meat was in the meatballs. The waiter said "senor, those are the testicles of the bull that lost in the bull fighting arena today". The business man was a little stunned realizing what he just ate, but then just shrugged his shoulders because it was tasty.



On the last night of the business trip, the business man went down to the restaurant and asked for the special again. However, this time the two meatballs were tiny. So, he called over the waiter to inquire why. The waiter said "Senor, the bull does not always lose".

Joke aside though, I went to a bullfight in Sevilla a few years ago, and I gotta say it's pretty brutal. The bull was essentially tortured to death. I know it's tradition but it's not something I would want to see again or condone

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

A traveling business man is staying at a hotel in spain for a few nights. He goes down to the hotel's restaurant and tells the waiter to surprise him. So, the waiter brings out this huge plate of spaghetti with two huge meat balls on top.

The business man loved the dish and asked what kind of meat was in the meatballs. The waiter said "senor, those are the testicles of the bull that lost in the bull fighting arena today". The business man was a little stunned realizing what he just ate, but then just shrugged his shoulders because it was tasty.

On the last night of the business trip, the business man went down to the restaurant and asked for the special again. However, this time the two meatballs were tiny. So, he called over the waiter to inquire why. The waiter said "Senor, the bull does not always lose".

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[ChickenBrother]

Joke aside though, I went to a bullfight in Sevilla a few years ago, and I gotta say it's pretty brutal. The bull was essentially tortured to death. I know it's tradition but it's not something I would want to see again or condone

Saw a bullfight in Barcelona in the early 2000’s and came away feeling the same. I also went to Pamplona the week before intending to run with the bulls but didn’t do it.

Lodging was booked up so I had to “sleep” outside in the rain on concrete with only my backpack and a jacket. Got up the next morning and my ankle was twisted so decided not to join the crowds of hung over American, Brit and Aussie tourists who were going to run. Was a bunch of scared bulls being corralled toward the arena to be tortured to death. Glad I saw it once but no desire to see again.

 

[don't ask]

I like it when the bulls win. I've gotten some good IN gif material from bull fights:

 

[Contempt]

 

[Fury]

Oh well, don't fuck with bulls...

Though that is the point...

that the bullfighter can die...

Or no one would watch it

 

[Uber_Noober]

When keeping it real goes wrong

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Natural selection FTW.

 

[Kassitus]

Anyone have the uncensored?

 

[Noveltymortar]

Very happy to see that!

 

[usernamee]

I like it when the bulls win. I've gotten some good IN gif material from bull fights:

did u see the full video of the 1st one there? I don't have the link anymore but when he runs out of there his face is literally hanging off...his face

 

[usernamee]

I like it when the bulls win. I've gotten some good IN gif material from bull fights:

homie in the 2nd GIF would be a terrible american football player

 

[don't ask]

homie in the 2nd GIF would be a terrible american football player

situational awareness of an infant lol

 

[don't ask]

did u see the full video of the 1st one there? I don't have the link anymore but when he runs out of there his face is literally hanging off...his face

omg no, I didn't watch the full video. After the hit, I was satiated.

 

[usernamee]

omg no, I didn't watch the full video. After the hit, I was satiated.

well it's like when u've filled up completely on a bowl of carbonara...you can always cram down some cake too

 

[MacGregor]

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Yovanis Márquez, 35

Hopefully Darwined before reproducing, but at that age, might be too late

 

[SuperAlly]

Bullfights: sometimes, the good guy wins.

Bullfighter is gored to death after taunting animal at packed festival

Shocking footage captured the moment a man dared a beast at a bullfighting festival in Colombia before he was fatally gored. The man managed to walk off on his own but later died.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Heads up: the video is censored but probably still NSFW.

Thought this was gonna be another Hamas terrorists thread, lol