Men that are too pure/nice/beautiful

[Natural Order]

 

[IloveTHIS]

Lol, what type of healthy/stinky foods?

Tuna? Sardines? Umm, bananas? Kimchi? Broccoli? That's all I'm getting off the top of my head but definitely curious

you think bananas and broccoli smell bad? lolwut

but he only gets his lunch from the same vegan place, never wavering or trying else. its either bring his own lunch or the vegan place. which fine, you like what you like. except every meal he gets from that place smells and looks like literal dog shit. its not just me, every single coworker agrees, we cant fathom how he enjoys that shit. Ive never seen something look and smell so gross that is supposed to be edible.

if that wasnt bad enough, something about the way he eats just rubs me the wrong way. its like hes getting off to eating that slop. like actually saying "mmm:" as he eats it. DUDE ITS NOT GORMET FOOD, ITS VEGAN SHIT SLOP. and he speedruns eating it, like he simply can not get enough or control himself. FOOD SHOULDNT BE SO INTIMATE

 

[PaddyO'malley]

He has a body that won't quit, and if you pop T's pants off, I bet you'll find a bird that just won't quit.

Good post king big fan of urs

jah bless

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Just go camping with him, everything will be solved there

TS' back is broken, not spinal, more like anal

 

[Jesus X]

Growing up in L.A county I could not be that nice because folks would see you as prey or gay. I was always acting like macgruber

 

[Renard]

Ah yes the pure, beautiful men with fantastic bodies that we all often think about.

 

[-Magua-]

hes a grown man that somehow persistently finds a reason to bring up his frat even though he graduated years ago. he also always makes a point of never cheating on his diet because he "has to hit his macros" resulting in him eating absolutely disgusting smelling lunch every day

Who eats vegan, to hit their macros?
Micros maybe.
If you are over 25 talking about days as a Pike, Beta, Sig whatever... days, that's gay.
Prolly comes off better IRL with contextual/palpable rapport/charm or what not.
That said , sense chemistry:

Fuck him.


& Report back.

 

[I Am Legion]

Did you ever see a grown man naked? Do you like Gladiator movies?

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

You like a guy who says sorry after you spit in his face? This dudes a ho for sho

 

[SalvadorAllende]

It seems like you want to bang your coworker.

You actually ask him out and he rejected you. That is fucking hilarious.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Who eats vegan, to hit their macros?
Micros maybe.
If you are over 25 talking about days as a Pike, Beta, Sig whatever... days, that's gay.
Prolly comes off better IRL with contextual/palpable rapport/charm or what not.
That said , sense chemistry:

Fuck him.


& Report back.

if I did fuck him I would be dom of course even though hes bigger than me. but Im a sherdogger

 

[ThaiSexPills]

You should try to get a peak at his hog at the work urinals. Maybe it’s small.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

You should try to get a peak at his hog at the work urinals. Maybe it’s small.

This is an excellent point and idea. Maybe he’s too intimidated to hang out with a black belt on sherdog because his dick is too small.

If I had a dime for every time that happened to me…

 

[High Test With da Best]

you think bananas and broccoli smell bad? lolwut

but he only gets his lunch from the same vegan place, never wavering or trying else. its either bring his own lunch or the vegan place. which fine, you like what you like. except every meal he gets from that place smells and looks like literal dog shit. its not just me, every single coworker agrees, we cant fathom how he enjoys that shit. Ive never seen something look and smell so gross that is supposed to be edible.

if that wasnt bad enough, something about the way he eats just rubs me the wrong way. its like hes getting off to eating that slop. like actually saying "mmm:" as he eats it. DUDE ITS NOT GORMET FOOD, ITS VEGAN SHIT SLOP. and he speedruns eating it, like he simply can not get enough or control himself. FOOD SHOULDNT BE SO INTIMATE

Yeah eating food like that embarasses everyone and spreads pessimism over the survival of our species hah!

Broccoli, bananas, very pungent and distinct. Like "don't eat bananas or steamed broccoli or tuna on a plane unless you want angry neighbors" types of foods.

Stop hectoring me

 

[Fury]

I had this kid who sat near me at work, just out of college, perfect corporate hair, didn't swear and he drank his coffee through a straw so his teeth didn't get stained.

He was in a leadership development program. This was ten years ago, I assume he's either running some company now or lecturing hookers about Huey Lewis albums.

I'm disappointed in myself, he lectured the hookers about Phil Collins. Paul Allen got the Huey Lewis speech.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

This is an excellent point and idea. Maybe he’s too intimidated to hang out with a black belt on sherdog because his dick is too small.

If I had a dime for every time that happened to me…

The only straight way to do it is with other men. Women are feminine and girly which is totally gay. Sex with a man is literally twice as manly.

And if I know anything, it’s to never give up. If he rejects you, ask him out 10,000 times. If he declines you still, threaten to hang yourself. All valid strategies.

 

[shorinryu86]

Is this thread talking about me?

 

[Ballsaque]

Ive got a coworker. We will call him T. Best coworker Ive ever had. I doubt we will ever hang out with eachother outside of work, but I'd love to and have offered.

But this guy befuddles me. Hes just got no edge to him. hes too kind, genuine, innocent, soft. hes like 6'2, frat boy, and decently built( vewy fantastic body, btw ) but its impossible to imagine him getting into a fight. I feel like a man could slap his girl on the ass, spit in his face, and call him a bitch. and you know how he'd respond? by saying hes sorry and what can he do to make it better.

Every day I strive to be a little more like him. to show people appreciation, even if I dont give a fuck about them, just to make them....well, like me more. he does it because hes pure. I do it because I dont want people to know I'm secretly sizing them up and ready to absolutely fucking explode at literally any moment. sometimes I just wish T would stumble into work hungover, not dressed like a frat boy, push a male coworker and ask him what the fuck are you gonna do about it? then maybe make a disgusting crude remark about a female coworker. just once.

You always come off as such a bitch in these posts mate.

You should have your coworker impregnate you, as you clearly want to.

 

[freakroor]

there are some extremely nice people in the world. We should all try and aspire to be like them

 

[Whippy McGee]

TS... you're supposed to start and finish with "Not Gay".

Just ask him out already... oh wait... you did and he rejected you.