Men that are too pure/nice/beautiful

[ChrisBenoit]

He has a body that won't quit, and if you pop T's pants off, I bet you'll find a bird that just won't quit.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

He has a body that won't quit, and if you pop T's pants off, I bet you'll find a bird that just won't quit.

 

[Boomb]

Ive got a coworker. We will call him T. Best coworker Ive ever had. I doubt we will ever hang out with eachother outside of work, but I'd love to and have offered.

But this guy befuddles me. Hes just got no edge to him. hes too kind, genuine, innocent, soft. hes like 6'2, frat boy, and decently built( vewy fantastic body, btw ) but its impossible to imagine him getting into a fight. I feel like a man could slap his girl on the ass, spit in his face, and call him a bitch. and you know how he'd respond? by saying hes sorry and what can he do to make it better.

Every day I strive to be a little more like him. to show people appreciation, even if I dont give a fuck about them, just to make them....well, like me more. he does it because hes pure. I do it because I dont want people to know I'm secretly sizing them up and ready to absolutely fucking explode at literally any moment. sometimes I just wish T would stumble into work hungover, not dressed like a frat boy, push a male coworker and ask him what the fuck are you gonna do about it? then maybe make a disgusting crude remark about a female coworker. just once.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

He's' just a nice guy personified.

People who are users, will try to take advantage of this guy. Hopefully he has boundaries.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I don’t understand the “frat boy” description. What do you mean by that exactly?

 

[ssBaldy]

Ive got a coworker. We will call him T. Best coworker Ive ever had. I doubt we will ever hang out with eachother outside of work, but I'd love to and have offered.

But this guy befuddles me. Hes just got no edge to him. hes too kind, genuine, innocent, soft. hes like 6'2, frat boy, and decently built( vewy fantastic body, btw ) but its impossible to imagine him getting into a fight. I feel like a man could slap his girl on the ass, spit in his face, and call him a bitch. and you know how he'd respond? by saying hes sorry and what can he do to make it better.

Every day I strive to be a little more like him. to show people appreciation, even if I dont give a fuck about them, just to make them....well, like me more. he does it because hes pure. I do it because I dont want people to know I'm secretly sizing them up and ready to absolutely fucking explode at literally any moment. sometimes I just wish T would stumble into work hungover, not dressed like a frat boy, push a male coworker and ask him what the fuck are you gonna do about it? then maybe make a disgusting crude remark about a female coworker. just once.

Is he really like that or is it all your weird homoerotic fantasy?

 

[Flower2dPeople]

I don’t understand the “frat boy” description. What do you mean by that exactly?

 

[mozfonky]

Super straight post TS, doesnt make you sound like a homo or anything.

absolutely not.

 

[mozfonky]

I had this kid who sat near me at work, just out of college, perfect corporate hair, didn't swear and he drank his coffee through a straw so his teeth didn't get stained.

He was in a leadership development program. This was ten years ago, I assume he's either running some company now or lecturing hookers about Huey Lewis albums.

bingo, i never trust people that are too clean and I never like it when people thought too highly of me either because I invariably will let them down. Anyone like that should be watched.

 

[mozfonky]

A friend of mine is like this, very positive always friendly people person kinda guy. But because I know him better than most, I know he secretly despises a lot of people because he tells me but he's just good at putting up a front

most work/school/gym/church socializing is fake, I never liked it and I always expected people to turn on each other at any time.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I used to work with a couple of people like this.

It's refreshing to see someone smile. It shouldn't be, but it is.

I just don't want to know his search history.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Your coworker prob keeps a gimp locked up in his basement dungeon

 

[Fury]

bingo, i never trust people that are too clean and I never like it when people thought too highly of me either because I invariably will let them down. Anyone like that should be watched.

The kind of person where there's a higher chance of his neighbors being on the news saying " he seemed so nice and normal"

 

[PBAC]

Super straight post TS, doesnt make you sound like a homo or anything.

but it doesn't sound straight at all.... oh wait it was a sarcastic comment hinting that TS wants to be rim jawed by a stalagmite

 

[lsa]

but it doesn't sound straight at all.... oh wait it was a sarcastic comment hinting that TS wants to be rim jawed by a stalagmite

its funny because its true.

 

[BlankaPresident]

Speaking of good bodies

T.'s is better.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I don’t understand the “frat boy” description. What do you mean by that exactly?

hes a grown man that somehow persistently finds a reason to bring up his frat even though he graduated years ago. he also always makes a point of never cheating on his diet because he "has to hit his macros" resulting in him eating absolutely disgusting smelling lunch every day

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I was raised by 10/10 parents and literally could not have asked for a better childhood. spoiled to the point of likely being closer to my detriment than a positive. I still want to break at least 15 jaws per day and look forward to any potential confrontation. even though I was raised to give nothing but respect unless someone gives you a good reason not to. so there must be something more at play

Damn, I've never gotten that impression from you on here, maybe proves you're telling the truth, you don't act like an internet tough guy.

 

[Kal-El]

That's a sign he was well raised and had a healthy childhood meaning that he didn't had to deal with shit and just focus on being a kid and have fun. Both inside and outside of home

I was also raised somewhat like this but I grew up in a not so good area so I had to deal with shit outside of home. I was pretty chill and could never understand why would some kids, usually older, try to mess with me and fight me even though I haven't done anything to them. So basically I was forced to learn how to fight to defend myself. If I hadn't have that I would probably be like this guy

I'm still very chill and respectful towards everyone but I can kick you in the head if I have to

Almost exactly the same experience as me, man. All I wanted to do was make friends and get on with everyone. Too many kids who were bullies and dicks. I started martial arts for same reasons. Try to be nice still but have a chip on my shoulder which unfortunately life taught me to have, almost like protection.

 

[High Test With da Best]

hes a grown man that somehow persistently finds a reason to bring up his frat even though he graduated years ago. he also always makes a point of never cheating on his diet because he "has to hit his macros" resulting in him eating absolutely disgusting smelling lunch every day

Lol, what type of healthy/stinky foods?

Tuna? Sardines? Umm, bananas? Kimchi? Broccoli? That's all I'm getting off the top of my head but definitely curious