Social Meme thread V.70 Cinco de Mayonnaise edition

[Officer Rick]

 

[Officer Rick]

 

[deltapapha]

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Actually, that first one is pretty clever.

Still dangerous as hell and completely illegal, but the safest of all the examples I've seen so far.

 

[irish_thug]

Actually, that first one is pretty clever.

Still dangerous as hell and completely illegal, but the safest of all the examples I've seen so far.

I use one of those for rainwater collection for my animals. Don't think I'd go transporting gasoline in one, but better than a plastic bag.

 

[Papi Chulo]

 

[Horse Style]

Didn't expect this answer. Here's the Bruce Jenner of drag queens

 

[DanSavage]

Heh.

A hush fell over the room, like they had just watched their puppy die in their arms. It felt great.

Reminds me of the time I was called to jury duty. The defendant was using a court-provided translator who was speaking Spanish.

I was part of the pool of jurors when the judge asked if any of us had any questions.

One lady raised her hand and asked if the defendant was here legally.

A similar hush fell over the courtroom. Finally, the judge stammered out that the defendant's citizenship status wasn't germane.

She was excused.

 

[Lord Coke]

 

[DragRacer]

Why is it in English?

 

[KeepingItReal]

Why is it in English?

Because you must know the language of the "oppressor" to keep your enemy closer.

 

[cleetus]

Reminds me of the time I was called to jury duty. The defendant was using a court-provided translator who was speaking Spanish.

I was part of the pool of jurors when the judge asked if any of us had any questions.

One lady raised her hand and asked if the defendant was here legally.

A similar hush fell over the courtroom. Finally, the judge stammered out that the defendant's citizenship status wasn't germane.

She was excused.

That's an IQ of 125. Bravo lady!

 

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