Mayberry Lounge Chat Thread v2: Shut up lsa

[Sonny Qc]

Asked for a salad on the side instead of french fries with my steak the other day.

Felt really gay tbh.

 

[turbotime]

I think it is. I played through both video games so they had my interest from the beginning.
Maybe watch the first 2 episodes and see if it hooks you.
Episode 3 is pretty gay though just like this thread.

Ep 3 is gorgeous, fruitbasket you.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Are you fappin though?
If so did you spit on your hand for lube or just let your tears fall on your dick? Lol

I'm working right now, will fap later.

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm working right now, will fap later.

Tears or lube... answer the god damn question sir lmao.

 

[StonedLemur]

Asked for a salad on the side instead of french fries with my steak the other day.

Felt really gay tbh.

Did ruffles shoot out from the cuffs of your shirt like Seinfeld's pirate shirt as soon as you asked for the salad sir? Lmao.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Tears or lube... answer the god damn question sir lmao.

If you keep pestering me it will probably be tears... because you're picking on me

 

[StonedLemur]

If you keep pestering me it will probably be tears... because you're picking on me

Bullies love tears, so I'll be hard just from watching you cry.
Hell I might even use your tears and make you beat off dry lmao.

 

[turbotime]

I saw a news clip on Sam Smith at some awards show dressed like he farted in leather pants and it couldn't escape. For a second I wanted to listen to YMCA and watch the new Flash Trailer. Thankfully it passed.

LOL I saw this. He needs an asswhooping, I remember him crying when his Oscar performance was terrible. Kick his ass.

 

[Ares Black]

Is that show any good sir?

It's great IMO

 

[StonedLemur]

It's great IMO

Im thinking about giving it a whirl sir.
Thanks for the recco.

 

[turbotime]

Asked for a salad on the side instead of french fries with my steak the other day.

Felt really gay tbh.

Who are you tryna too impress with your salads you big homo?

 

[Sonny Qc]

Who are you tryna too impress with your salads you big homo?

a girl, wanted her to think that I'm trying to take care of myself from time to time...

 

[turbotime]

a girl, wanted her to think that I'm trying to take care of myself from time to time...

Lol, never works. Shell be thinking youre some weirdo narcissist. I suggest you let her eat some of your fries too....soon enough - red panty night !

 

[turbotime]

Why was my thread moved? It's just ghey talkness.

 

[turbotime]

Disgusting lack of liberty in this place. Hell hounds need some church up in here.

 

[TeTe]

Need a new thread

 

[Batjester]

Need a new thread

Do we though?

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Bullies love tears, so I'll be hard just from watching you cry.
Hell I might even use your tears and make you beat off dry lmao.

I already went with the Texas dry rub just to spite you sir lol

 

[StonedLemur]

I already went with the Texas dry rub just to spite you sir lol

Chaffed the fuck outta yourself, and now it stings...im weirdly aroused lol.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Chaffed the fuck outta yourself, and now it stings...im weirdly aroused lol.View attachment 968840

Alright... that's too much bro. Lol
I'm politely stepping out of this conversation now
<{ByeHomer}>