Mayberry Lounge Chat Thread v2: Shut up lsa

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My wife doesn't think my new doctor is actually a doctor.
I think she's just upset that my doc has bigger boobs than she does.
 
Fake Doctor said:
Hard to keep focused while you're having a checkup?
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The struggle is real.
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aerius said:
The struggle is real.
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I’d cough for her while she holds my balls. ;)

Just two more years and I’ll also be old enough to be eligible for her to shove a finger up my bum for a prostate exam ;)


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What's the best buffet you've ever been to? Mine's Bacchanal buffet at Ceasar's Palace. It used to be $50 bucks a person, now its $75.

 
Bornstarch said:
What's the best buffet you've ever been to? Mine's Bacchanal buffet at Ceasar's Palace. It used to be $50 bucks a person, now its $75.

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Captain Georges Seafood buffet in VA Beach. It was $75ish a person, with endless Crab legs, scallops, etc. The dessert was the best part though.
 
NoSmilez said:
Look for words like Horween leather. That is a full grain leather. You can probably find someone brand selling it for less than 100 at the lower end of the spectrum. If you want something higher end then look for Shell Cordovan leather. That is horse's ass. That leather is almost indestructible and it has a beautiful natural patina with age. The upkeep is very minimal. You can buy that belt and your children can probably inherit it when you die. It will last that long. Macy's is meh for men's clothing. It's kinda generic fake leather and the high end stuff has a big price tag because of brand name.

List your budget then I can direct you to a brand. Allen Edmonds is ok for an American brand. They make shoes but they have accessories. If you are on a budget then they have a seconds website that sell the outlet belts online. Sometimes the blemishes aren't noticeable. You pretty much call up the store and ask them what is wrong with it. They will find it and tell you what is wrong with it. Sometimes it is just a first that someone bought then returned.
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I got a Timberland(?) $14.99 belt where tag said "full grain leather" and regular price $52, maybe made in India. From Marshalls. Very rare to see a belt that makes a point to say "full grain leather".
 
GSP_37 said:
I got a Timberland(?) $14.99 belt where tag said "full grain leather" and regular price $52, maybe made in India. From Marshalls. Very rare to see a belt that makes a point to say "full grain leather".
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Congrats on the good find. Most products nowadays is genuine leather or some sort of composite. You are good for a couple of years. Maybe get a cream if you notice the leather starts cracking or drying up. That is way down the line. You might as well buy two belts for now.
 
Besides watching men russle and tussle about in tight pants, what's been breaking your brokeback these days? I got a massage from a fella and I'm not gonna lie, felt pretty good.

Now I need to eat a steak or something to wash it away and go back to church. I also tried on way too many pairs of tight pants at the mall and they look good, so I still got it.

You?
 
turbotime said:
Besides watching men russle and tussle about in tight pants, what's been breaking your brokeback these days? I got a massage from a fella and I'm not gonna lie, felt pretty good.

Now I need to eat a steak or something to wash it away and go back to church. I also tried on way too many pairs of tight pants at the mall and they look good, so I still got it.

You?
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I run teh ghey
 
Clip of boylove anime about ice skating that a shermano recommended.
 
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