Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[Bobby Boulders]

Some asshole signed Clayton Bigsby up for deals with local car dealerships, using my mailing address.

 

[subtlySteve]

Random thought: Have you ever seen a tit so soft and beautiful it made you wanna take ventriloquism classes and name it "Boobalini," so it could be the star of your bizarre puppet show?

 

[lsa]

Random thought: Have you ever seen a tit so soft and beautiful it made you wanna take ventriloquism classes and name it "Boobalini," so it could be the star of your bizarre puppet show?

No but @Slobodan is kind of a soft tit!!!

 

[RichardHarrow]

No but @Slobodan is kind of a soft tit!!!

@Slobodan Do you ever retaliate against this guy?

 

[lsa]

@Slobodan Do you ever retaliate against this guy?

all the time.
@Slobodan, Slobodan is the worst!
THE WORST!!

 

[RichardHarrow]

all the time.
@Slobodan, Slobodan is the worst!
THE WORST!!

Something tells me you like the guy. You're like Helga in "Hey Arnold"

 

[lsa]

Something tells me you like the guy. You're like Helga in "Hey Arnold"

@Slobodan once called me a menace and mean.
I never got over that.
I mean, I am nice!
Like really nice

 

[subtlySteve]

I mean, I am nice!
Like really nice

True... until you defend the Danish, then you're a dick!

 

[lsa]

True... until you defend the Danish, then you're a dick!

I regret nothing

 

[subtlySteve]

Random thought: Has anyone else seen boobs so nice they make you want to start recycling conflict minerals?

 

[helax]

Random thought: Has anyone else seen boobs so nice they make you want to start recycling conflict minerals?

@lsa has nice bobs

 

[subtlySteve]

@lsa has nice bobs

Those nice bobs might be a bit too fuzzy for my liking, but I can overlook it after a couple of vodka martinis with extra dry vermouth.

 

[Slobodan]

@Slobodan Do you ever retaliate against this guy?

Yes, on occasion I will make small edits to his signature and belt title

 

[Kardashians]

Yes, on occasion I will make small edits to his signature and belt title

so, you fiddle about with his belt?

get a room you two :hmph

 

[lsa]

Yes, on occasion I will make small edits to his signature and belt title

dont forget editing my posts!!
literally hitlar!!!

 

[lsa]

so, you fiddle about with his belt?

get a room you two :hmph

I never consented!!! #metoo

 

[Slobodan]

dont forget editing my posts!!
literally hitlar!!!

Yes true I mean no, that never happens.

I never consented!!! #metoo

 

[aerius]

I never consented!!! #metoo

 

[tabascojet]

https://www.thecut.com/article/brooke-shields-vaginal-rejuvenation-without-consent.html

 

[subtlySteve]

I’m not sure about anyone else, but few things feel as good as taking a shower and slipping into cozy, warm pajamas.

OK, that's not true... there are plenty of things that are better, but it’s still pretty great.