Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

My son's team want to the finals for flag football last night. We were the underdogs since the other team was stacked. Anyway we held our own and turned it to a 1 TD game with 5 minutes left. Not sure what happened, but several parents from our side almost got into a fight against the coach a few parents from the other team. Shit got crazy real fast and the game had to end prematurely. Ruined it for the kids because of a few hotheaded dad's that think they are UFC fighters. :mad:
 
It's pretty awesome when people can't tell I am shit posting. I mean to be fair I do some rather elaborate shit posting but it is still shit posting. I currently have at least 3 open threads where people took the stuff I said seriously and responded accordingly.

Part of me wants to pull people aside and explain what I did.. but I think I'll just let it ride to see if anyone figured it out
 
It's pretty awesome when people can't tell I am shit posting. I mean to be fair I do some rather elaborate shit posting but it is still shit posting. I currently have at least 3 open threads where people took the stuff I said seriously and responded accordingly.

Part of me wants to pull people aside and explain what I did.. but I think I'll just let it ride to see if anyone figured it out
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It's not that serious. I literally posted a plot point directly from a movie then posted a picture of the antagonist of that same movie from a previous post and asked who that person was and why that person is relevant to the conversation at all .

The guy I was responding to did NOT see what I did there and took my question seriously.

Just one example
 
It's not that serious. I literally posted a plot point directly from a movie then posted a picture of the antagonist of that same movie from a previous post and asked who that person was and why that person is relevant to the conversation at all .

The guy I was responding to did NOT see what I did there and took my question seriously.

Just one example
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Labradors are such good pups, even for the big cats.

Wow.. this is truly amazing.

The dog is telling the tiger- come on- I know you are mad, but please, do not take it out on the lion

The Tiger is all like "LET ME BANG BRO"

Dog say look, I do let you bang.. bang on me, please just don't fight this lion

After that all unfolds and the tiger calms down.. dog say its' ok. Everything is fine now

Tiger say ok, I'm sorry

Dog says it's ok I still love you
 
SOOOO the UFC discussion sub forum has become intolerable in between events. On event night it can be fun to talk about the fights, our impressions, shoops, etc.

In between events it's all about "fighter x is scared of fighter y" or "fighter a is being protected" or "UFC is dying and Dana is to blame" or "fighter C actually lost that fight against fighter D, I don't care that the judges scored it unanimously for fighter C" or "Undefeated fighter J has this glaring weakness that fighter K will expose if they ever fight"

It's the same 5 tired conversations over and over. Intolerable
 
The freak show fights are back. The only action occurs a little after 45 seconds.



At least Telia Tuli got kicked in the face. I don't think Taylor Tuli had anything happen to her except the fall, but it's unclear.
 
The freak show fights are back. The only action occurs a little after 45 seconds.



At least Telia Tuli got kicked in the face. I don't think Taylor Tuli had anything happen to her except the fall, but it's unclear.

Best takedown defense I have ever seen! The really good defenders are sometimes able to secure a submission, but I never even dreamed of seeing a KO!
 
people talk and believe in and live their lives seeking, and fight wars over their conception of an omnipotent and omniscient god and yet I have trouble believing such a deity would make something so fragile and broken as humans.

For example, any comic book writer given 10 minutes and some coffee can create a being far superior to anything god has put out in the entirety of creation.

if he is omniscient why do I have ass hairs? Is their some purpose to me retaining a small sticky smelly amount of my own waste that will eventually stain my clothes and cost me money replacing them? Would an omniscient being make such a basic design mistake?

I admire people of faith who put that faith to good work on earth.

i don't admire those that take faith to certainty and use their beliefs to try to force orthodoxy on others through coercion or violence.

Hypocrites that preach the word then sin for years then fall back on the forgiving nature of the new testament god also deserve special punishments if there is an afterlife.

I get the Blaise Pascal arguments- "“If god does not exist, one loses nothing by believing in him anyway, while if he does exist, one stands to lose everything by not believing.

but I find it cynical, which means it must be because I am cynical to a very high degree, and that if I had to face god she would call me on the selfishness and falsity of my so called belief and then I'd have to try to bullshit her.

I also think there can be harm in believing that everything is either pre-ordained or in the hands of the guy that made me so if I don't breathe every five minutes I die horribly. Again a huge design flaw.

I first read this quote from Hunter S Thompson but don't know if it is his originally....

"Pray to god but row away from the rocks"

I think Hunter > Blaise

The older I get the more amazing I think this song is and the more amazed I am it did not cause more controversy when it was released-



Sermon is over, will Y'all help me put the snakes back in the box?

I think you are confusing the fragility of our pre resurrected state with our resurrected state. the christian tradition teaches that God sees weakness as the protector of strength. so we go though this mortal life and experience it and learn something we could not otherwise know before we enter our resurrected state which will be much greater than anything a superhero has.... although not as superficially demonstrated.

also angels are already far greater than any comic book hero that exists so as long as we are criticizing the Christian tradition then angels have to be included in existence. they can make worlds appear and disappear with a movement of their will. they can also act anywhere they want anytime they want and have perfect knowledge.

as to the problem with your underwear its a problem with your intelligence.... there have been bidets for years. I have one and think anybody who doesn't is gross. I am just kidding around on this one but dang man... do yourself a favor and get one. its life changing.
 
that guy is a genuine cunt. unless he has a really good reason to do all of that I would kick his ass in for it.

It gets in the water now or it gets the shovel again.
 
I think you are confusing the fragility of our pre resurrected state with our resurrected state. the christian tradition teaches that God sees weakness as the protector of strength. so we go though this mortal life and experience it and learn something we could not otherwise know before we enter our resurrected state which will be much greater than anything a superhero has.... although not as superficially demonstrated.

also angels are already far greater than any comic book hero that exists so as long as we are criticizing the Christian tradition then angels have to be included in existence. they can make worlds appear and disappear with a movement of their will. they can also act anywhere they want anytime they want and have perfect knowledge.

as to the problem with your underwear its a problem with your intelligence.... there have been bidets for years. I have one and think anybody who doesn't is gross. I am just kidding around on this one but dang man... do yourself a favor and get one. its life changing.
Theologian Terrapin destroys Toasty in debate but ultimately loses at the end because unless his bidet is 100% portable he loses the all important dingleberry argument !!!!!
 
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