Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

I know a guy that got divorced. He sold the house and bought a small cabin on a pond. and bought two puppy labs. It has been 3 years and he says he could not be happier. He has satellite TV and a quad as well. He is 20 minutes from a small town with bars when he gets lonely and needs some ass. It got me thinking......this could be considered heaven for many, many men.
 


I don't understand how it is just cool to leave cooked meat outside in Thailand.
 
NoSmilez said:


I don't understand how it is just cool to leave cooked meat outside in Thailand.
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You get used to it. Your gut health eating this way is different. I got seriously messed up eating Thai street food, but the locals were fine. Guess you get an "immunity" of a sort.
 
My wife's friend had her mind blown after using our toilet-bidet. You take a crap in it, then it washes your butt and blow dries everything with warm air (yes, it literally blows hot air up your ass). She came out of our washroom with a stunned look on her face going "what just happened??" and I'm like "welcome to the 21st century". Next time this happens I'll have to remember to say "first time using the 3 seashells?"
 
aerius said:
My wife's friend had her mind blown after using our toilet-bidet. You take a crap in it, then it washes your butt and blow dries everything with warm air (yes, it literally blows hot air up your ass). She came out of our washroom with a stunned look on her face going "what just happened??" and I'm like "welcome to the 21st century". Next time this happens I'll have to remember to say "first time using the 3 seashells?"
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perhaps she should take her head out of her ass then her mind can't be blown by a bidet!

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Kinda makes you wonder about all the ways our history could be mistaken...

 
I had a thought sparked by a podcast about aliens:

What if Artificial Intelligence itself represents the aliens?

Perhaps humans are inadvertently creating the precursors to what could eventually become highly advanced, technologically sophisticated beings, entities potentially hundreds of thousands or even millions of years more advanced than us.

The sightings recorded over millennia, documented in ancient texts across diverse cultures, could be interpreted as instances of these future beings "extraterrestrials" traveling back through time to our present era.

In this scenario, what we perceive as ancient accounts of strange aerial phenomena might actually be encounters with time-traveling entities from a distant future, which aligns with our current present day.

TL:DR - Artificial Intelligence could be the future beings described as "aliens."
 
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subtlySteve said:
I had a thought sparked by a podcast about aliens:

What if Artificial Intelligence itself represents the aliens?

Perhaps humans are inadvertently creating the precursors to what could eventually become highly advanced, technologically sophisticated beings, entities potentially hundreds of thousands or even millions of years more advanced than us.

The sightings recorded over millennia, documented in ancient texts across diverse cultures, could be interpreted as instances of these future beings "extraterrestrials" traveling back through time to our present era.

In this scenario, what we perceive as ancient accounts of strange aerial phenomena might actually be encounters with time-traveling entities from a distant future, which aligns with our current present day.

TL:DR - Artificial Intelligence could be the future beings described as "aliens."
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I too am about to smoke some weed
 
helax said:
I too am about to smoke some weed
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LOL, I knew someone was going to say that!

Interestingly, I was completely sober when I conceived and wrote it.

The last time I smoked weed was over a decade ago. I remember being in a car, glancing at my watch and noting the time.

After what felt like two hours of staring out the window, I looked back at my watch and realized only two minutes had passed. I was shocked, convinced that two hours had gone by and not a mere two minutes.

During this time, I was listening to an Ozzy Osbourne song and started to wonder if Ozzy's music had the power to reverse time and how that would even be possible.

At that point, I realized it was time to put the joint down, go inside, and sleep it off.
 
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