Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

[NoSmilez]

Laughed way too hard at this

 

[Fedorgasm]

Laughed way too hard at this

Mayberry: the movie

 

[Cole train]

On day 8 after wisdom tooth removal

Praying to jesus that i dont get dry socket

 

[aerius]

Two possibilities

A It's cheese

B Modern toilets are absolutley pathetic. I do not know how fat people go to the bathroom tbh with you without destroying the toilet. Gotta befriend one of those and find out what brand they buy it's a well guarded secret.

I'm leaning towards A. We've had the same toilet for over 10 years and no one in my family has come close to clogging it except my daughter.

 

[Shaun K]

Short term projects/goals?

I’ll start.

This weekend I’m gonna be working on pulling the wifes engine in her subaru (head gasket). Drained all the fluids and disconnected hoses and lines last week. Would like to get all accessories disconnected. Might take the pup for a hike in the mountains if the weather permits.

 

[nonoob]

Not enough, embarrassed and wish more was happening my way.

Thread rocks over "what is your 5 year future goals or plans" seen here.

 

[I Am Legion]

At the moment I am waiting for my wife to get ready. Took me 15 minutes. Going out to a holiday dinner with 12 other people at a new place that is mixing Greek and Mexican cuisines. Im not buying it yet, but the drink menu is sick....I am going to have a Jalapeño Martini.

 

[SakurabasEar]

I'm currently mulling over my life choices while on duty in south korea.

I should have gotten into agriculture, or masonry. If I could go back, I would have joined a farming program out of high school. But I was too interested in xbox 360 and marijuana at the time

 

[jeff7b9]

How does a 10 year old girl poop enough to clog the toilet?
Seriously. I know how much my daughter is eating, I don't understand how it turns into that much poop.

Likely problems:

Flushing wipes

Using too much toilet paper (and not flushing in between)

shitty eco friendly toilet within insufficient flush water volume/pressure

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

from cats and dogs to pooping children

what a spectrum.


btw, dogs rule over cats all day long, son.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Right now I'm up to my 6th vodka on the rocks.

 

[Darkgsp]

I will go to work tomorrow. The next day i will go out for dinner with family, which should be nice.
Currently as we speak I'm playing Fifa so a very lazy day but its relaxing.

 

[Darkgsp]

I'm currently mulling over my life choices while on duty in south korea.

I should have gotten into agriculture, or masonry. If I could go back, I would have joined a farming program out of high school. But I was too interested in xbox 360 and marijuana at the time

How old are you ? Usually always a way to find a change (easier said than done but possible). Maybe go vist one them "nail salons" that offer backroom specials to get some stress off.

 

[StonedLemur]

Short term projects/goals?

I’ll start.

This weekend I’m gonna be working on pulling the wifes engine in her subaru (head gasket). Drained all the fluids and disconnected hoses and lines last week. Would like to get all accessories disconnected. Might take the pup for a hike in the mountains if the weather permits.

Im sanding the walls I mudded last week, and putting a couple coats of primer down.

Might have that done tonight, if not I'll finish tomorrow.

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm currently mulling over my life choices while on duty in south korea.

I should have gotten into agriculture, or masonry. If I could go back, I would have joined a farming program out of high school. But I was too interested in xbox 360 and marijuana at the time

You can always make those changes sir, it's literally never too late.
It'll be hard at first like everything is, but it vets better brother.

Much love, and hit me up anytime you want.

 

[Batjester]

5' 10" 209lbs

 

[aerius]

Likely problems:

Flushing wipes

Using too much toilet paper (and not flushing in between)

shitty eco friendly toilet within insufficient flush water volume/pressure

It's a toilet-bidet so no TP or wipes. Could be the toilet, except no one else in my family has managed to clog it in over 10 years. I'm starting to think my daughter saved up a couple days of poop and let it all go at the same time.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Sounds like something a girl would do, pooping is icky and unladylike after all. Plus little girls are always so ‘busy’, no time!

 

[jeff7b9]

It's a toilet-bidet so no TP or wipes. Could be the toilet, except no one else in my family has managed to clog it in over 10 years. I'm starting to think my daughter saved up a couple days of poop and let it all go at the same time.

Well that paints a pretty picture.

Does she save them in jars?
That's how the poop lady does it.

 

[ralphc1]

Likely problems:

Flushing wipes

Using too much toilet paper (and not flushing in between)

shitty eco friendly toilet within insufficient flush water volume/pressure

Many toilets have two different flushing modes. Some have two buttons on top and most users understand that. Some toilets have a lever that has a short flush and a long flush that depends on how long the lever is depressed and I have found out that many people don't know that. You can see it by taking the cover off the tank, tripping the flush lever and see if the tank empties completely. Usually, holding the lever down for 2 seconds will be enough to allow the tank to empty.