Mayberry Chat Thread V5: Dogs are the best

lsa said:
The really bad part. You know that one really bad.
With the weather and that grey buildings.
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Bro, that's like every non-rural area in Scotland, and any other season apart from Summer(all four weeks of it).
 
HUGHPHUG said:
I had some girl scout cookies last night, first time in ages
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Ahh shiii
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SakurabasEar said:
Stop smoking weed and start investing in Innovative Industrial Properties (IIPR).

You'll thank me later
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When did you get it ? If you got it at 60 during the covid pump that’s like over 250% profit at the max <DCWhoa> but crashed with the rest of em back near covid prices.. then pumped again this year April to sept.. looking like it’s back on crashing trend now ?
 
Went to Disneyland with the fam and saw the world's smallest adult human. Mini me ain't got shit on her!
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aerius said:
The robot apocalypse has begun. Looks like @SKYNET has gone live in South Korea.
https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-robot-worker-death-976dc34487051c762362f17166c17fd7

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — An industrial robot grabbed and crushed a worker to death at a vegetable packaging plant in South Korea, police said Thursday, as they investigated whether the machine was defective or improperly designed.

Police in the southern county of Goseong said the man died of head and chest injuries Tuesday evening after he was snatched and pressed against a conveyor belt by the machine’s robotic arms.

South Korea has had other accidents involving industrial robots in recent years. In March, a manufacturing robot crushed and seriously injured a worker who was examining it at an auto parts factory in Gunsan. Last year, a robot installed near a conveyor belt fatally crushed a worker at a milk factory in Pyeongtaek.
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Damn. It's supposed to pack vegetables not turn people into them.
 
Here's a weird one folks... yesterday I came home from work and my front door was locked but sitting ajar. A quick look showed a loose screw was the culprit and I fixed it. Still not ideal to have your door open for the criminal element all night.
Fast forward to this AM. I came home and went into my garage to toss trash. My side garage door was sitting open but locked.....WTF.
I haven't opened that door since the summer of 2022. It did not appear tampered with and the garage door opens into a mess of shelving so even if it was criminals, they weren't getting in without a lot of noise being made.
So if I am murdered in my sleep in the next few weeks, at least y'all have a record of this.
I don't like it when a poltergeist is the preferred scenario for solving an unsolved mystery.
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Earlier this summer I walked in my garage and something had put a pile of gravel in front of my door. I swept it up...and it happened again.
My coworkers suggested it was a nesting animal. My exploration of my garage found no sea turtles habitating with the snow blower.
 
Not wanting to start a separate thread. Went to Atlantic City this weekend with the wife and some friends to see Sebastian Maniscalco. Here's my take......

Atlantic City is a dump off property. Always stay around the resort. Maniscalco is funny as fuck. The weekend was almost ruined by the wives signing us up for a time share presentation by getting lured with a free 7 day stay at another Wyndham property. And I almost had to fight a bum because my wife wanted to feed a squirrel.

But seriously.......whoever romanticizes Atlantic City as a place to be........has to be a degenerate gambler.
 
Atlantic City was only even decent 40 years ago.
I can't even imagine what it's like now.
 
Christmas season in here in PH full effect.
Took dog for a walk at nightly poo poo walk in condo neighborhood & is purty.
Full light Xmas.

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Sometimes I have questions. The kind of questions you can't really ask people in real life because they'll think something's wrong you. For instance, sex doll brothels, we had one in my city a few years ago. How do they clean the sex dolls in between uses? And how do they make sure all the jizz is fully removed from the orifices?
 
nonoob said:
Really bro, are you being serious???
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We had one in our city before it got shut down for licensing violations. And haven't you ever wondered how they'd clean the sex dolls? These are the kinds of questions I think about when I'm high.
 
aerius said:
We had one in our city before it got shut down for licensing violations. And haven't you ever wondered how they'd clean the sex dolls? These are the kinds of questions I think about when I'm high.
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Nah, thought you were kidding about the brothel. Unreal !
 
Sometimes I have questions. The kind of questions you can't really ask people in real life because they'll think something's wrong you. For instance, sex doll brothels, we had one in my city a few years ago. How do they clean the sex dolls in between uses? And how do they make sure all the jizz is fully removed from the orifices?
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This is going to end with you getting a job at the brothel to figure it out.


boingyman said:
Parking garage in Chinatown San Francisco today made my day, lmao... <YayKpop>

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That white one and the burgandy one look like they're possibly new enough to have backup cameras...
 
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